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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
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the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65
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Reminds me of when my car’s battery died so my partner and I had to jumpstart it with the smallest cable imaginable, getting our cars as close as possible and literally leaving a scratch on my car. My car is a whore btw

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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rewatched one of my favourite shows, emotions running high again
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silly little guy


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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌
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ever since i was a child ive had a headache
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When you daydream about your story and it doesn’t magically write itself onto the page:
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