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The Four Asses of Hogwarts

Guys me and my mom were at the table and made up the funniest thing the other day!

If you’re a Gryffindor, you’re a badass.

If you’re a Slytherin, you’re a jackass.

If you have a fat ass, you’re a Hufflepuff

If you’re a Ravenclaw you’re a smart ass.

So it pretty much went like this. We were talking about the story of Harry Potter and how it pretty much gave Gryffindor all the praise all the time.

Either me or ma said it: If you’re Gryffindor you’re pretty much a badass

Me: Slytherin a jackass

Ma: If you have a fat ass you’re Hufflepuff, and what’s Ravenclaw? Me: Smartass

Queue us laughing our asses off.