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some alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch <3

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The Accolade by Edmund Blair Leighton tapestry, detail / Tree of Life by William Morris tapestry, detail

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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for the last time john is NOT a millennial. hollywood hair barbie (his mother's toy) came out in 1992. the world population is projected to reach 10 billion in 2058. this man is gen z at the oldest

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You fools. Gideon Nav isn’t Orpheus. She’s Eurydice. Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the most Orpheus-coded character that has ever existed

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gotta get through these in the next few days. pray for me

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if gideon nav was around today she would be making tiktoks lipsyncing to the giver by chappell roan knowing damn well she has not gotten the job done once in her life

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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

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the locked tomb x homer: a not particularly comprehensive guide that no one asked for put together by a brain-fried uni finalist and it's all probably already been said but whatever

(previously discussed by me here (insane diagram linking everything) and here (paris, hector, gideon))

(sorry 4 dodgy photo editing... tried to add Visual Interest but. well. graphic design is my passion dot jpeg)

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going out the airlock with mama

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Being obsessed with Ianthe is honestly so embarrassing for me. Like, we all love terrible women, sure, but she isn't even cool! She has her moments in GTN, but any mystique is entirely washed away by her pathetically toxic pining in HTN. Like, Wake? Terrible woman who kicks ass. Cytherea? Terrible woman who's unbelievably cool. Ianthe? She spends HTN trying to fuck a brain damaged girl who loves a corpse and vomits every 15 minutes and doesn't even succeed! She's walking around as a near-immortal demigod of necromancy who cannibalized a guy's soul and her main method of communication is bad puns! Truly among the most cringe women ever put to paper, alas, I am obsessed 😔

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Silas Octakiseron really showed up at Canaan House as a teenager wearing decorative chain mail, looked at Our Beloved Sex Pal and said, "Your parents are related, and that's why your face looks like that. You earned your job by demonstrating skill, like a loser. Your cavalier is an animal, and not in a good, obedient way like my substantially older nephew. Have fun with the bone dykes. Silas out."

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A griddlehark preview

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