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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

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a moth flies out of my wallet and I instantly kill it with my sword, awarding me the gold pieces necessary to make my purchase

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In california, liberal gay man wanders the corridors

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local trans woman starts using a new color of heart emojis in her dms with you, which could mean nothing

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i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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Sacabambaspis.

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being outside is so cool i am the worlds most pathetic animal and if you touch me u will break my surface tension and i will disolve into a puddle immedialy

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