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Cup Rune Over in nutshell

Mage Viktor: I just came to drink
King Jayce: yeah so that’s my wife from today everyone
twt
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Here's hoping for the best :]
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.
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ALL HAIL THE FREAKAZOID
HES SUCH A FREAK I LOVE HIM HE NEEDS TO EXPLODDEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️

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WOVEN TAPESTRIES?!?!?
some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps
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Tumblr Holidays:
• March 14th: Pi Day
• March 15th: Ides of March
• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day
• April 13th: Homestuck Day
• April 20th: Weed Day
• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day
• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day
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IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
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im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.
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One of my first warhammer animations! peace is restored, they found his gun!
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