Finally, some peace and quiet after such a chaotic day! You practically leap out of your RAD uniform and into some pajamas as the night begins to fall, crashing face first onto your plush bed. It’s warm, with the fuzzy comforter the twins gifted you, and soft, with the various stuffed creatures given to you by the brothers and angels alike. You snuggle in further, allowing the dark tendrils of sleep creep in, beginning to drift off after such a long-
*thunk*
After such a long, agonizing da-
*thunk*
A-After such a long, agoni-
*thunk*
Ignore it and it will go away-
*thunk*
Nope, you’re not moving from this spo-
*thunk*
Ugh.
You knew you shouldn’t have shown him that cheesy romcom from your home realm.
Sighing, you stand up slowly, wiping the sleep from your eyes and making your way over to the room’s large ornate window. Honestly, you should have known he was up to something when he wasn’t attached to your hip on the way home.
Pulling back the curtains, you see Mammon, small stone in hand winding up to take another pot shot at your window. Upon realizing you’ve finally stirred, his face elates, letting the rock in his hand fall to the ground as his eyes shine with anticipation. He’s almost like a puppy, excited to grab your attention.
You pick up the large golden hook from its resting place and lift up, allowing the window panes to be pushed open and outwardly towards the source of your annoyance.
“Yo!”, he smiles widely, self assured that his plan was working.
“What are you doing?”, you question back, wanting to get to the point of this charade and get back to your pillowy slumber.
“What’s it look like I’m doin’! I’m bein’ romantic!”
You snort at his comment. Seems like he’s not gonna beat around the bush this time.
“Uh huh, so you decided to throw rocks at my window…for romance?”
“Nah, that part ‘s just to get yer attention! Now c’mon, we’re sneakin out!”
You give him a quick once over then look back down to yourself, already in your night clothes and ready to pass, quiet frankly, the fuck out.
“You expect me to sneak out looking like this?”
“Course not! But how was I supposed to know you were goin’ to bed already like some loser!”
You feign a hurt expression, bringing a hand up to your chest, “So you’re trying to convince me to sneak out with you by calling me a loser? Well, so much for romance!”, you say, turning up your nose and beginning to close the window back.
“Oi! Hey! No! Don’t ya dare close that window on me!”
“Oh yeah? Or what? You gonna come throw rocks at my door instead? Prrrretty sure Lucifer would loooove that!”
“Argh- Alright! I’m sorry for callin ya a loser, ‘kay? Now would ya please get ready to go? Car’s runnin’ an’ our reservation’s at si-”
He seems to kick himself mentally for letting that last part slip.
“Oh? Reservations you say? Maybe you do know how to be romantic after all~”, you tease as his face gradually turns redder.
“That part…was ‘ppose to be a surprise”, he sighs, cursing himself under his breathe.
You giggle at his flustered state. He could be so cute without realizing it, and the fact that he had put so much effort into this surprise had your heart reeling enough to shake off the rest of your drowsiness.
“Alright, I’m coming. Just, gimme a few minutes to get changed?”, you smile softly at his nervous mannerisms as he runs his hand through his hair for the umpteenth time.
“Make it quick, or I’m leavin’ without ya!”, he bites back with a smirk, confidence seeming to return to him.
You can’t hold back the laugh that comes out at that statement. “Oh please, we both know you wouldn’t dare.”
“An’ we both know you wouldn’t have any fun without me!”
You give a lighthearted scoff and turn back to shut the window.
“O-Oi, what’d ya doin?”, he questions, worry beginning to settle on his face.
“Well you can’t watch me get changed pervert!”, you laugh as the comment makes his stuttering worse.
He quickly glances away from you, finding himself unable to maintain eye contact any longer.
“M-meet me round back in five, got it?!”, he calls out to you before sprinting out of view, presumably to where he’d backed his car out to. “Ya damn nuisance!”
Time spent with Mammon may not be the most relaxing, usually involving you running from Lucifer, or Casino security, or both, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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