midnightsslut
midnightsslut
Maria | promise to be dazzling
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I analyze things sometimes. I also think fitzgerald grant from scandal is very hot
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midnightsslut · 19 hours ago
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I’m late to the party but she played forever winter one time. I cannot remember the circumstances but I’ve def seen the video of it.
she didn’t, i’m almost positive no one knew forever winter existed before we got it on the vault
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midnightsslut · 1 day ago
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A number girl, writes extremely eloquent analysis of art and a scandal lover?? You are a magical unicorn, marry me!!!!
thank you anon 😔😔😔 I’ll marry you just for the scandal love. also math people unite idc
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midnightsslut · 1 day ago
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scandal is that BITCH wow i've been missing out
omgggg THE PROPAGANDA IS SPREADING! which season r u on who are your fav characters etc etc let’s go
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midnightsslut · 1 day ago
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Im not ashamed to say i love becca because shes not pretending shes not obscenely rich but also gives like very valid dating advice and advice for girls in finance (also explains it in pop terms for us who are not). Also i think shes cute and funny.
no I adore her idc, esp as someone who also wants to go into finance (albeit certainly not with that insane background god bless). also a lot of her advice resonates with me bc I have a pretty similar worldview I think.
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midnightsslut · 1 day ago
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she is my newest celebrity obsession. insane levels of wealth. also what’s she like irl 🧍🏼‍♀️
Reddit found her parents! https://www.reddit.com/r/LAinfluencersnark/s/8F0TB4a0hF
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midnightsslut · 2 days ago
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They gave me a shot of toradol at urgent care once and it did nothing I was disappointed
HAHAHAHA i have heard from friends that it's gooooood. i hate painkillers in general - i really mostly only take tylenol, not even advil super often - so can't comment
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midnightsslut · 2 days ago
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do you think taylor will be featured on jojo siwa’s remix of bette davis eyes?
no?
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midnightsslut · 2 days ago
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Meaning his parents would make no sense in that sentence 😂
his parents who openly dislike each other 😭
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midnightsslut · 5 days ago
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I’d agree with you but hoax very much serves as a major fracture of that dynamic imo and a choice to continue believing, the idea that love requires staying through intense hardship and sadness was a huge part of folkmore
hoax is a lot more complicated than people distill it to be, though. she expressly said it contains multiple situations! the sadness and fracture in it is why the love is so connected to the pain, not that it’s a straight story about her relationship.
but also, we need to very very quickly banish the idea that a happy taylor cannot write deeply sad music. it’s an impossible standard to hold her to, and it’s going to cause problems down the line.
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midnightsslut · 8 days ago
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Google high line park statue, I can’t really do it justice with a description
oh yes i know what you’re referring to it’s horrifying
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midnightsslut · 10 days ago
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people are freaking out because they weren’t here before so they don’t understand like yes of course it’s weird and unnecessary but also, this isn’t new
no like i welcome new fans but this is literally a litmus test. we have been to this rodeo every fourth since like 2013. it’s not a big deal, she’s not concerned about her privacy at the house, she’s not going to sell it, she’s not better off in KC (where they hardly spend any time outside football season anyway). just let her be!
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midnightsslut · 11 days ago
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What’s an interesting taylor lore that you think people may not be aware of?
this is a great question. one i was thinking about yesterday is that the st vincent song fast slow disco exists because taylor told her to popify the original slow disco and it would be a hit (it was)
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midnightsslut · 12 days ago
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What show was it that no one knew he was there till she sang the karma is the guy on the chiefs and taylornation tweeted about it?
amsterdam n2 hahahah
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midnightsslut · 15 days ago
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for swifties who have been around for the majority if not all of the first 6 albums, what album rollout/release was the most exciting or memorable for you??
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midnightsslut · 18 days ago
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Masturbation isn’t cheating but thinking of someone else while doing it is…
to some people! definitely not to other people! would actually argue probably not to most people
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midnightsslut · 18 days ago
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I just don’t understand how she can love travis as much as Joe if all the main components of what love is to her doesn’t exist in their relationship. Like it’s too fun and bubbly and laidback to be a serious intense relationship like the one she had with joe. She has always felt that sitting in silence and being depressed with someone is the greatest form of love she can give to another person and she doesn’t do that with travis. There’s no struggle or hardships she has to get thought with him and those are the loves that are real according to her. And then with matty even though it was short lived, she described it as cosmic love and she describes the passion and love she had for him was so strong and intense that she wanted to kill herself when she didn’t have it anymore. Like those two relationships were messy and hard but it was intense and there was a clear sign of passion and wanting another person no matter what. It’s so far opposite of what she has with travis where it’s fun and happy but there’s no intense passion and that need to take things further, she can just exist in the relationship and whatever happens happens. If they get married great but if they break up there’s no love lost and she can move on easily cause that passion she had for matty and joe isn’t there with travis.
anon baby i’m sorry but this is not a healthy way to think about love. taylor realized that years ago, you have got to do the same
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