#correct

[canisalbus]

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

.

[animentality]

they added an enemy in lethal company that looks like a fat butler who innocently sweeps his broom when you're with other people but will stab you with a knife the minute you are alone.

and I saw people saying oh, so he's just British.

[hotvintagepoll]

^

[cast-adrift-in-the-endless-sea]

Nobody taught me how to be a person the right way

[zegalba]

Alexander McQueen spring/summer 1998

[lilac-lemonade]

Glad to see I'm only getting the most important news suggested to me

[correctteamcanada]

Beef: You guys are so mean to me. All I want is your friendship and your love.

Pause: You don’t even have to ask for it, it’s already there-

Etho: $9.99

[spockvarietyhour]

[wantsomegaycake]

Literally the best take I’ve seen of him 🤭🤭

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Maxie: Wait, so what was Team Galactic's goal again?

Cyrus: As far as the highest members had to know, we were going to create a new universe in my image, one that is devoid of emotion. Although no one in the team knew what they were doing.

Maxie: Did YOU even know what you were doing?

Cyrus: I'll be real with you, I think I was dissociating half of the time.

[phemiec]

you really are the icon of GoofGoth. being goth but getting fuckin SILLY with it

[nukihowlter]

“it’s hard being this pretty” yes amazingphil it is speak on it

[dhaaruni]

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

[Post reveal, when Anya is in her teens]

Anya: Mama, Papa, this is my boyfriend! [gestures to Damian]

Loid and Yor, with teary eyes, in haunting unison: We have a son now?

Anya: Wait-

[Less than three weeks later]

Damian, walking in, books in his hand: Hey, Pops, will you help me?

Loid: Sure thing.

[magpod-confessions]

JÜRGEN LIETNER IS A DILF AND YALL ARE NOT READY FOR THAT CONCERSATION

.

[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

Crowley top 10 hairstyles ranked according to me.

10. Bildad the Shuhite. I love him I know we all love him but c'mon. It's a haircut. It's there barely BC he's covering it mostly. C'mon.

9. Nanny Crowley. It's just not a banger. It's nice and serves it's purpose but it's not jumping out as spectacular to me.

8. The straggly little ginger bob in s1. Disaster puppy, so very Crowley, but.

7. Rome with the little laurel wreath metal tiara crown thing. Cute. Too ginger. But if it was the red holy shit I'd be on the floor all gay I mean all day.

6. Season one Crowley ginger quiff. Marked down for gingerness.

5. SHAKESPEARE TRIP. HEAR ME OUT.

4. Long hair. (It's far down, I know, but honestly it's not doin much for me. There's not an awwww, an ooooh, or an oh! So fourth.)

3. Angel hair. Angel hair. Angel hair.

2. LOOK the dark red season two quiff does things for everyone right? Also made my straight (?) friend go "it's not gay if they don't have genders right?" (yes it is but I love you for trying.)

1. Look I see your long hair Crowley takes and I raise you manbun Crowley. EZ top tier