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Not me thinking about how apparently in deleted scripts for 31B Shin was comforting the AI of himself.

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Bro I hate this man so fucking much, I’m reviving this blog just to slander him and not for only his scarf this time but his fucking rocket punch. Genuinely fuck him so much

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I have nothing witty to say except, fuck you grass haired looking bitch. This is for Midori.

Thank you.

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Midori’s suit could piss off Jesus, these are facts:

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My pfp is a screenshot image of Midori of google, if you look closely at it you can see the web link. I couldn’t be bothered to get a good one.

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Alice is campaign manager, there are no objections since he rid us of the real Midori.

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Can I say that Midori would look far better if he wore what The Shadow Man from the princess and the frog wore.

He would look far better if he looked like that.

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THEORY

Midori is a bear masquerading in a human body. My evidence is his lack of awareness of how fucking horrendous his suit and scarf looks.

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We All kin a man that kills another man wearing a suit and a scarf.

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His hair looks like someone slam dunked a cabbage onto it.

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How long is his scarf is the real question because if Hansel and Gretel used that instead of bread crumbs, those guys could have gotten back home and found away to monetise a scarf that never ends.

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The only thing I can’t hate Midori for is being a good, asshole of an antagonist because man he omnipresent in literally any angsty content and angst just hits different you know? You can’t say angst isn’t well written, drawn or portrayed in the fandom. Everything else about Midori can be hated and will be endoursed.

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Midori probably never washed that suit, he knows jack shit about washing anything.

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You know what also pisses me of about Midori and his fashion, his fucking hair. That bitch be all textured until the rat tail where it looks like he stuck on one of those worm with the string.

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This is exactly my exact emotions about Midori’s suit and scarf.

There has only ever been two characters I ever disliked in any way.

Hifumi(I tried to like him but he was a bit uncomfortable at times) and Midori.

He wears a suit AND A SCARF, he’s a good character so far but why does he need to have a scarf on top of a business suit, you know what why is he even wearing a suit.

This things this could imply is shocking like that bastard could of being wearing a suit everyday like a business man but in reality he is probably on his way to torment someone. Imagine getting bullied by someone in a suit WITH A SCARF. I would just stand there shocked.

He probably wears a suit and scarf to distract everyone from the fact he doesn’t know which shoe goes on which foot, left and right simply doesn’t exist to this man. He probably owns watches aswell but put them on backwards, in fact I would dare say he puts everything on backwards.

That phone was doesn’t cover the back, it covers the FRONT. He puts milk, bowl, cereal, then eats it with a knife, straight up stabs the cereal until all that’s left is milk on the table and cereal dust but waits for it to go off before considering to clean it.

He buys the wrong type of light bulbs, he buys the wrong types of chargers and when you say go north he does a 180 and goes south. You ask him to dry the clothes and he washes them again, you would ask him to boil something and he cooks it, that water in now cooked and not boiled. Sorry Midori makes the rules here.

He has two ties on, one on the front one on the back, ask him to do cpr and he snaps the neck, you ask for red and you get orange, when you ask for ice cream he gives you custard and water and when it comes to cake he gives you the ingredients.

The worst thing about it though is that he does it on purpose. You know he would do this, only a man who wears that big and bright of a scarf with a SUIT would do that kinda of bullshit because he does it all on purpose.

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Midori probably died in that suit and scarf, the reason he died is because he was wearing it. Alice knew what was up and it was on sight.

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You know who would disapprove of Midori’s Suit scarf combo. This guy.