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Round 3.5 - Kurushu vs Gretel vs Jonas Spahr

Propaganda: (Jonas and Kurushu were a perfect 50/50, hence the 3 way poll)

Jonas Spahr

Has mommy issues because of a woman who isn't even his mother.

Canonically a very hot celebrity who posed for teenager magazine.

He has a sad, depressing period of faith crisis where his whole worldview crumbles because he left the one important person in his life to die.

NEEDS attention

Very very gay and kisses a man on screen.

Not divorced but has heavy divorced energy.

Kurushu

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Badass woman with a sword

Gretel

Blue-haired woman who is great at piloting air ship

Part of a secret rebellion against a creepy cult, infiltrated the cops

Gretel art by Julie Dillon || @juliedillon ||

Kurushu art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

Jonas Spahr official art by Sara Wile

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Round 3.5 - Trauma vs Ettie and Ellie

Propaganda:

Ettie & Ellie

Officially looking for a rich man and a man great at sex

Graceful twin dancers

On the run from a creepy cult

One of them get ripped abs

Mother Trauma

Horrible bedside manners

Brutal honesty

His voice will scratch your brain (in a good way)

You are under his protection

Mother trauma art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

Ettie&Ellie art by Annalise Jensen || @may12324 (Twitter) || @Annalisejensen (Instagram)

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Round 3 - The Grandmother vs Dusty River

Propaganda

The Grandmother

Great bedside manners

Silver-scared face

Dusty River

Very strong miner, worried about fiona and her fiancee treats her

Caving at work, caving on holidays

Weird obsession with the Moon

Sacrificed himself to allow his friends to leave

The Grandmother and Dusty River official art by Sara Wile

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Round 3 - Saskia del Norma vs Lark

Propaganda:

Saskia del Norma

Hot blonde with a heart of gold and beautiful voice

Uses her cabaret as a front to protect people fleeing from a creepy cult

Has TWO bodies

Lark

Hates people but has a dog named landlord who she loves very much

Takes care of a little girl because she reminds her of herself younger and she fucked her dad a few times

Badass monster hunter. Takes down terrifying beasts by caressing them with a poison glove.

Line cook, hunter,newspaper delivery girl, butcher, smuggler, Bodyguard, street-sweeper, bouncer, poacher, Locksmith, baker [but that was only briefly because she was fired a day later)Carpenter, mechanic, hunter, upholsterer, barge pilot, Pawnbroker, dishwasher, burglar, and, oh: A FUCKING SORCERESS.

Lark and Saskia official art by Sara Wile

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Round 3 - Meryl Concord vs Ettie&Ellie

Propaganda:

Ettie & Ellie

Officially looking for a rich man and a man great at sex

Graceful twin dancers

On the run from a creepy cult

One of them get ripped abs

Meryl Concord

Stabbed Weepe in the chest to avenge her brother

Meryl Concord art by @danikatze

Ettie&Ellie art by Annalise Jensen || @may12324 (Twitter) || @Annalisejensen (Instagram)

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Round 3 - Kurushu vs Jonas Spahr

Jonas Spahr

Has mommy issues because of a woman who isn't even his mother.

Canonically a very hot celebrity who posed for teenager magazine.

He has a sad, depressing period of faith crisis where his whole worldview crumbles because he left the one important person in his life to die.

NEEDS attention

Very very gay and kisses a man on screen.

Not divorced but has heavy divorced energy.

Kurushu

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Badass woman with a sword

Kurushu art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

Jonas Spahr official art by Sara Wile

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Round 3 - Gretel vs Kozma Laslo

Propaganda:

Gretel

Blue-haired woman who is great at piloting air ship

Part of a secret rebellion against a creepy cult, infiltrated the cops

Kozma Laslo

Short queen

Has a cane sword and a sick submarine

Makes sure her enemies die in the most horrific way possible

Kozma Laslo and Jacob official art by Sara Wile

Gretel art by Julie Dillon || @juliedillon || https://www.juliedillonart.com/

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Round 2 - Dusty River vs Olga Costigan

Propaganda:

Dusty River

Very strong miner, worried about fiona and her fiancee treats her

Caving at work, caving on holidays

Weird obsession with the Moon

Sacrificed himself to allow his friends to leave

Olga Costigan

Gave a man who isn't her son. mommy issues.

Cool eyepatch.

Killed some kid's parents and feels zero remorse about it.

Olga Costigan art by Mai-Han Nguyen || @nah_iam || https://maihan.myportfolio.com/

Dusty River official art by Sara Wile

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Round 2 - The Grandmother vs Ned

Propaganda:

Ned

Hottest guy in the cosmos who sings divinely well

Used to be a miner

The Grandmother

Great bedside manners

Silver-scared face

Ned art by @elfietheespeon

The Grandmother and Vesta Sterling official art by Sara Wile

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Round 2 - Imogen Loxlee vs Lark

Propaganda

Imogen Loxlee

The richest woman in the cosmos.

Aged super gracefully.

Glad her husband got murdered and then married a man much younger than her.

Very chill about and supportive of her husband’s rebels planning to blow up the bank.

Lark

Hates people but has a dog named landlord who she loves very much

Takes care of a little girl because she reminds her of herself younger and she fucked her dad a few times

Badass monster hunter. Takes down terrifying beasts by caressing them with a poison glove.

Line cook, hunter,newspaper delivery girl, butcher, smuggler, Bodyguard, street-sweeper, bouncer, poacher, Locksmith, baker [but that was only briefly because she was fired a day later)Carpenter, mechanic, hunter, upholsterer, barge pilot, Pawnbroker, dishwasher, burglar, and, oh: A FUCKING SORCERESS.

Imogen Loxlee and Lark official art by Sara Wile

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Round 2 - Saskia del Norma vs Hyeronimous Loxlee

Propaganda:

Saskia del Norma

Hot blonde with a heart of gold and beautiful voice

Uses her cabaret as a front to protect people fleeing from a creepy cult

Has TWO bodies

Hieronymous Loxlee

Silver fox, probably, most likely, maybe trans

One of the two leader of the rebellion against a creepy cult

Married one of the richest woman in the cosmos and pulled rank on the head of the military.

Said rich woman is much older than him.

Saskia del norma and Hyeronimous Loxlee official art by Sara Wile

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Round 2 - Gretel vs Moc Weepe

Propaganda:

Gretel

Blue-haired woman who is great at piloting air ship

Part of a secret rebellion against a creepy cult, infiltrated the cops

Moc Weepe

Scary businessman whose skin doesn’t interact with light properly

Already died and came back worse

Will menacingly crack ice cubes during tense negociations about illegal smuggling

Has the weirdest, most hypnotic voice you’ve ever heard

Manhandled the head of the military, took his job, his house, his armor, and gave him in exchange his bad knee

Moc Weepe official art by Sara Wile

Gretel art by Julie Dillon || @juliedillon || https://www.juliedillonart.com/

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Round 2 - Agatha Ledga vs Kozma Laslo

Propaganda:

Agatha Ledge

Inventor of the Incendiary Imaging Device(camera). Rebel.

Wears a chin-to-toe spandex bodysuit in the club

Kozma Laslo

Short queen

Has a cane sword and a sick submarine

Makes sure her enemies die in the most horrific way possible

Kozma Laslo and Jacob official art by Sara Wile

Agatha Ledga art by @elfietheespeon

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Round 2 - Goe vs Jonas Spahr

Propaganda:

Goe

Is very strong mechanic who is covered in grease and oil most of the time.

Canonically has a catchy tune to advertise his garag.

Jonas Spahr

Has mommy issues because of a woman who isn't even his mother.

Canonically a very hot celebrity who posed for teenager magazine.

He has a sad, depressing period of faith crisis where his whole worldview crumbles because he left the one important person in his life to die.

NEEDS attention

Very very gay and kisses a man on screen.

Not divorced but has heavy divorced energy.

Jonas Spahr official art by Sara Wile

Goe art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

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Round 2 - Baxford Wanion vs Kurushu

Propaganda:

Baxford Wanion

Is a Dark baron

Red eyes, werewolf vibes

Kurushu

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Badass woman with a sword

Baxford Wanion and Kurushu art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

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Round 2 - Mother Trauma vs Desiree

Propaganda:

Mother Trauma

Horrible bedside manners

Brutal honesty

His voice will scratch your brain (in a good way)

You are under his protection

Desiree

The glamorous one, always showing the rest of the gang up with her trendy fashions

Desiree art from Isabel Burke || @the.flightless.artist || https://isabelburkeillu.carrd.co/

Mother trauma art by Lyadrielle || @lyadrielle

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Round 2 - Ettie&Ellie vs Phineas Thatch

Propaganda:

Ettie & Ellie

Officially looking for a rich man and a man great at sex

Graceful twin dancers

On the run from a creepy cult

One of them get ripped abs

Phineas Thatch

Precious boy with an anxiety disorder who also almost killed a man. It's okay we love him anyway.

Deeply in love and emotionally attached to his mentor.

Said Attachment issues made him almost kill a man.

Freaking strong and tough.

Ettie&Ellie art by Annalise Jensen || @may12324 (Twitter) || @Annalisejensen (Instagram)

Phineas Thatch official art by Sara Wile