mightyhoyoung

[mightyhoyoung]

Slutty photodump! I've had these sitting around in my folders for a couple of weeks :p Featuring a strategically placed cuddly toy for "modesty" because tumblr is tumblr. Although I'm not a plushophile, that toy is big enough to strap things to, which is something that I have indeed done before. :p

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I have a long-running fantasy of being an escort whose job it is to take the virginities of cripplingly awkward nerds, loners, and autists. Like a sex therapist or something, teaching them how to please a woman etc And just to make their day really. I don't find that type of person attractive, and I would never go to them on my own. But as a service with money involved, I probably could.

I think it's a mix of generosity and power dynamic that makes me into that. I feel empathy for them and want them to get laid and have an outlet. I'm preventing resentment from building by showing them a good time. But it's also a dominant position to be in because I'm showing them what to do. They're my students. And they wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for me.

My non-negotiable requirement would be they have to be clean. Bathed, scrubbed, hair washed, teeth brushed, etc. Because I know what turbo nerds are like with hygiene, I've been to enough furmeets.

Realistically, there would be a risk of a loner catching feelings if they were a repeat customer. And I wouldn't like that. So it'd be very short-term. It will also never happen because it's just passing thought.

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Do you ever think about how intrigued bon/obos would be by just how many kinks humans have come up with and all the ways we get off and get each other off? I feel like a bon/obo would be amused by the fact that humans have a much longer refractory time, their human partner would be worn out and well overstimulated with how brief and fast gg-rubbing is (and their a/pe partner would quite happily experiment with how many orgasms they could force out)

(It amuses me to see that word censored like it's the name of a contentious youtuber. I assume that avoids this post popping up in search results, thanks that's a wise idea.)

Anyway good question, humans are certainly weirder sexually than B are. B are quite vanilla when you think about it. Yet humans find their frequency and variety of reasons to fuck very amusing, maybe our quirks would amuse each other if I could ask.

I've thought about the logistics of the duration difference. Hear me out: there's potential for some orgasm denial, gooning if you will. If B takes seconds to achieve what takes minutes for H, then B is constantly leaving H hanging whenever they pause. Not only is H bewildered by the speed, they're desperate to finish and are like, "Please, don't stop so soon." B can keep going repeatedly and might even tire out from H's need for more, though the teasing is fun. H eventually comes, and the prolonged build-up makes for an earth shattering orgasm.

Eventually, they try to meet in the middle. B tests their own endurance to keep up with H time, tries out some of the creative H moves and uses their weird kinky objects to try to last longer. Overstim is inevitable when H is delivering the equivalent of 10 rounds in one with no breaks. B's seeing stars at the end of it.

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Curious about how you feel about intox. Being so drunk/high that you forget that you're a party and piss yourself in front of everyone while they're mocking you for being a lightweight.

In theory I can see the appeal. I've never been drunk myself and don't enjoy the company of extremely drunk or high people. It's very conceptual if it crosses my mind at all because it has the potential to be a bit of a sad mental image if it's too realistic lol. I have seen wetting videos of someone being like "I had too many beers and pissed the bed!!!" And I just assume it's staged. Those videos are a turn on sometimes.

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It's time for the 2AM spiral wooooo

Someone lobotomise me

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That'll do it. I'm brainstorming ideas as we speak

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Maybe round 900 of the zoo debates will break me out of perpetual art block. Say something that will make me mad so I can draw the most gooner images imaginable. Please.

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Been horny a lot today in a "tempted to wet myself every time I need a piss" kind of way. Too much hassle to do that every time, but I've let out tiny drips now and then as a treat before using the toilet. Best of both worlds.

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i wonder if you could clicker train someone into pissing on command

like, clicking everytime the sub pees until they associate the click with the feeling of releasing, and then clicking randomly one day and whoops the sub just relaxed their muscles and completely wet their pants before they could even think about what they were doing, it just came so naturally to them

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peeing in diapers is hot but not in an "adult baby" way, more like a "im not supposed to be going to the bathroom here but im doing it anyway and nobody knows"

alternatively, what if someone does know? not like a stranger or anything, but someone who knows u wear diapers. the teasing that can come with it is...oh my goodness...😵‍💫😵‍💫

like just a simple "u goin potty?" would do SO much for me if i was actively wetting a diaper😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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nothing is more punk rock than making a video of yourself pissing your jeans and posting it online. its also goth to do that. just btw.

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Being vain in the changing rooms earlier coz I was feeling good about where I'm at. I'd like to cut a tiny bit more fat to get more definition but I know the mooscles are there. Because of overall proportions. Stocky.

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Seeing a bit of physique progress, mostly on my chest area. Pecs are looking well formed, which is nice to see. I don't have much of a boob cleavage coz I don't like bras and gravity exists. So a low cut vest doesn't show much but if a low cut vest shows a buffer chest my tits can hang where they want for all I care. I'll gladly sacrifice boob fullness for leaner, bigger muscles lol.

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Was this a bad idea hmm maybe but it's done now I've talked freak shit to a host who is very in love with his pet theories lol. Psychology is philosophy in a lab coat, any one theory can't stand alone.

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Oh god upload tomorrow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa