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didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
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ladies, if she
likes caviar and cigarettes
is well versed in etiquette
is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
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people forget that first thing yoda did when he met luke was go thru his shit and immediately start eating a hot dog from lukes lunchbox
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Clickbait industry found dead in Shropshropshire
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Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.
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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

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