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so painfully stupidfunny that white people traveled all over the world and were like "this is india" and it almost never was

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pioneering a new theory that ppl in utah drive like that due to not being allowed to drink alcohol or do drugs etc so reckless dangerous driving is like their drugs basically

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people always are posting cryptic angry or weird venting instagram notes ,,, bro put that thang away go post that on tumblr

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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

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"ooh shoebills are so scary looking" yeah that's because you're getting the scary angle on purpose. apologize to him right now

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New EMTs still… it’s oregano for Charlie’s meals, trust 🙏🏼

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EDIT: THIS DRAWING WAS DONE WITH THE IDEA OF UPLIFTING TRANS AND INTERSEX WOMEN ESPECIALLY. LEARN KINDNESS OR DIE.

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

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i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

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Every time a gay man says something misogynistic I read a chapter of killing stalking

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evryone is so seethingly jealous of my simulacrum. "it bears relationship to reality" they say "its a faithful copy of a unique original." yet they cannot trace its ontological lineage back to a prototype 😂

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The hill I will die on.

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empty plastic bottle is like fortnite for puppies

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