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PISS ON EVIL

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ᴍᴏɴꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ

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tfw luce turns you into a toaster after their clothes got mcfreakin wet

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Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

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its 2am,, made a joke isnside my head and i laughed too loud that i woke up my mom, i cant really,,, get the joke exactly but, imagine you grabbing your arm and it just pops off, bad wiring

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I want to beep boop you!!!!

beep beep boopity boop!!

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i want to be a Good Friend and Take Care of you

thats a lil gay but thank u

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they like to bite you

I’d like to physically remove Luce from my life.

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Send me “I want to ____ you” things for my muse’s reaction

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i called zephos a dildo today

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im very tired buddy pal friends

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someone: hey can you do *computer thing here*

minus:

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what we need: 100k liters of helium

how were gonna get it: bakesale!!!

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IMPERSONATE MY CHARACTER IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS LIL SHIT

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You kinda made it sound like I wouldve wanted to hear about your diesel dick but in reality I probably dont need to hear about it because my leg probably is more complicated with the stuff in it than that.

 also you said Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic and i’m both mildly afraid but you atleast didnt use me to search for that so i’m a lil thankful. How was that actually its way more interesting than your dick. 

wheres ur diesel engine if u wanna be called 'big diesel'?

My dick.

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Yasee I didnt know ur dick was a diesel engine until now, its very quiet for one I guess.

 Does it not get much use or something? Maybe its just never on? I mean, I wouldnt judge you if its always off it’s probably a personal preference.

wheres ur diesel engine if u wanna be called 'big diesel'?

My dick.

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a + ss = ass

totally legit math, 100% tru