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A rising vocation: snake oil vending

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I got hot wings fries and a coke today

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I’ve summoned cold stale cookies for you

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I’m so stressed for that kid

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I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. What is wrong with the people of moralton. Leave him alone already fucking shit man

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White wrath

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Sorry sponge it’s been a while since I picked up the ✏️

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The people of moralton are such stupid fucking assholes what is wrong with them

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I’m b6 I pick up sticks

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I don’t give a flying fuck abt tame impala im only just one dude too

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They done made gatorades sour oh man

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they sayin Nickelodeon made the goo green to edit it later

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I love bad bitches

That’s my fucking problem

And yeah,

I like to fuck.

I got a fucking problem.

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Idk I can’t cook. Whatever.

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Fuck times at fuckmont high

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Tyson did okay for being 600