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Deep down, hero…there’s a part of you that enjoys the fight.

You enjoy the struggle, the fist fighting, the sharpshooting, the violence.

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100 ways to say ‘I love you’, Skins edition

‘Wake up (name), you twat.’

‘Do you want a coke or something?’

‘Can I carry your books?’

‘Yeah, wow, lovely… No. But I like that you’re funny Iooking.’

‘Oh thank you, you’re so nice.’

‘You fancy me?’

‘I think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?’

‘We’ll miss you, won’t we?’

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‘Have you always had that mole?’

‘I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.’

‘You alright? Do you want to dance?’

‘Do you want me to walk you home?’

‘We’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?’

‘Shall I give you head?’

‘I’m gonna get an early night. Coming to bed?’

‘I’ll give you head - that’s friendship.’

‘But what about you? You’ve got bigger problems than me.’

‘I like your hair.’

‘And I’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?’

‘I realised something. I’ve been an idiot.’

‘And I was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?’

‘You’re clever, funny, and… very, very pretty.’

‘So I’ll see you around.’

‘(name), you came! I mean, cool, I mean… I wasn’t sure you would.’

‘Do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?’

‘I don’t want this to be difficult.’

‘Did you get beaten up?’

‘I want to speak to you, and I think you want to speak to me.��

‘Kiss me again.’

‘Come on, I’m taking you for breakfast.’

‘Happy birthday, mate.’

‘There’s something I have to get off my chest and if I don’t, I’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.’

‘Come to bed with me. Please.’

‘You’re my best friend, but I really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.’

‘See? I remembered your favourite.’

‘Look, sorry, (name). But your mum says we gotta take you home.’

‘Come out. I’ll get you dancing.’

‘Do I have to gay you now?’

‘Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, I think we’re ready, so, er, (name) … I want you to move in with me.’

‘Let’s talk. Fill me in with everything. Every little detail.’

‘We can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.’

‘And I fucking love you.’

‘Wow! You’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.’

‘Cheeky.’

‘Thanks for keeping schtum.’

‘Hi, I made tea.’

‘I’ve never been to a pyjama party before, so I brought Vodka. Was that right?’

‘I’ll show you how to do a blowjob.’

‘I missed you… I missed you too much.’

‘I think you can do anything.’

‘It’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.’

‘You alright?’

‘I know you, (name). I know you’re lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you. So be brave. And want me back!’

‘Fuck you.’

‘Can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?’

‘This is a once-only charity event, you understand?’

‘I bought a fucking gateaux.’

‘Please. Can we start again?’

‘Facebook really needs to hear about this.’

‘You’re very stalkable.’

‘I was scared!’

‘I am so proud of you.’

‘Don’t you think you’ve had enough?’

‘She’s lovely, isn’t she?’

‘You look nice in that dress.’

‘You are doing so well, sweetheart.’

‘So you’re mental, and I’m useless.’

‘So, what are we doing next, mystery girl?’

‘I’ll never forget you.’

‘Hi. I got eggs. We can have eggs, yeah? And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat.’

‘I’d die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me.’

‘Don’t take any crap this time.’

‘Badass.’

‘You’ve totally got, like, “fuck me” eyes, girl. Totally “fuck me sideways” eyes.’

‘Maybe we can go together.’

‘Don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.’

‘I’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.’

‘You’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.’

‘You’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.’

‘You need to sort yourself out.’

‘Remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?’

‘Everything is going to be fine, I promise you.’

‘Hi, you look nice.’

‘You may live your life as you want.’

‘We’ll do a girls’ night in.’

‘You’re a shape-shifter of happiness.’

‘It’s not like we’re getting married! It was one dinner!’

‘Thank you, my henna-handed honcho.’

‘I’m sorry. I was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.’

‘It’s heavenly.’

‘Why aren’t you here?’

‘I tried to ring you.’

‘Everything’s better. Here you are again.’

‘I’ll dance with you.’

‘What’s happened to you, (name)?’

‘I didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.’

‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I’m so glad you came!’

‘I promise. Everything’s going to be alright.’

‘ I love you.’

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Spit out the blood in your mouth and keep going

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What is your Archetype?

tagged by: @x-reaper tagging: whoever wants it.

——-  your archetype is the realist.

traits: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable

the realist is most commonly used to symbolize the highest possible outcome in a dire situation. they are the ones who have everything planned, and hand out reality checks as if they were pamphlets to those who need them–which, quite honestly, is everyone who isn’t a realist. although they can be harsh (brutal truth over merciful), they are nurturers and care more than they let on. realists tend to do things that will lead to the best outcome and use their knowledge of reading people to manipulate situations and problems in order to get out of a rock and a hard place.

fictional characters that are realists: hermione granger, dana scully, thorin oakenshield, lestrade (from sherlock), leia organa, willow rosenberg

other personality types that go with this: ravenclaw, horned serpent, poseidon, artemis

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Kingsman: The Secret Service - A Sentence Meme

“I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon." "If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss." “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." “Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.” "I've always wanted to kiss a princess." “Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you." “You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak!" “Limits must be tested." “Is this the part where you say some... really bad pun?” “Sorry, love. Gotta save the world." "The fuck's wrong with them?" "Now, if you really wanna make the world a better place, I suggest you open your fucking ears, because I'm about to tell it to you." “Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?” “The suit is the modern gentleman's armor.” "Would you like a lift home?" “Get out. I knew you couldn't make it. Go home.” “That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head.” “You dirty...little fucking prick...” “I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far.” “What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people!" “'To Pee or Not to Pee?'” “A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies.” “Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns.” "Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam." "Looks like a lot of people are going to die." "Do I look like I give a fuck?" "I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well-versed in their... 'shit'." "You blew up his head. It's a bit much, ain't it?" "What a shame we both had to grow up." "I don't know. Could have something to do with the mass genocide." "Is God the bad guy?" "Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!" "Tell that tailor friend of yours to make a nice chicken costume that'll suit your mug." "For God's sake, I barely touched you. Oh, man up..." "And on this occasion, I think it is acceptable for us... to bend the rules a little." "By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear." "You need to take that chip off your shoulder." "This whiskey is amazing: you will shit." "A little gratitude would be nice..." "Fuck that guy, whoever he is!" "Seventeen years and still evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you." "I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny." "Ever heard of knocking?" "I'm up a shit creek."

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“i’m not bitter” i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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( continued from x. | @x-reaper  )

     “Me helping you isn’t going to change the fact that I just kicked your ass!” He teased offering a gentle nudge and a warm smile, though he was doing everything in his power not to fall into hysterics at Yohei’s childlike behavior. He hadn’t even given the little brat a TASTE of what he had in store and he was already whining. Typical. 

     “Oi, don’t be such a sore loser, Yohei.”

Cobalt eyes narrowed, focused intently on the task at hand; he tossed the soiled piece of cotton into the trash can beside his feet. A free hand instinctively wrapped around Yohei’s as if to silently apologize for what was to come next. 

     “Fuuuuun fact: Epinephrine–y’know, the stuff they use in those auto-injectors? My cutman used to use it on my wounds after every fight. Helps the slow the bleedin’—burns like hell through.” Ren began prodding at the lesion with a sticky yellow substance that smelled sort of like a mixture of whiskey and hospital-grade disinfectant at the end of a swab. He had always admired the men who sat ringside addressing each fighter’s wounds with tact and great care. He’d managed to observe closely enough to hang onto a few tricks. He squeezed the smaller male’s hand, and let out a gentle hiss as if he were the one being probed. 

     “There we go.” Ren tossed the cotton swab into the trash can and let Yohei’s hand gently fall back into his lap, leaning back a little to admire his work. Maybe if he hasn’t been knocked in the head so many times, he could’ve been something useful—like a doctor. That was a thought for a different time. Nimble fingers tucked a few of Yohei's fiery strands away from his eyes before rising to his feet.

     “Good as new. Alright. Ready to for round two?”

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THE IPERSONIC ( CAREER ) TEST !

TAGGED BY: @chatonnoiir TAGGING: Whoever wants to do this! 

The Analytical Thinker:

Analytical Thinkers are reserved, quiet persons. They like to get to the bottom of things - curiosity is one of their strongest motives. They want to know what holds the world together deep down inside. They do not really need much more to be happy because they are modest persons. Many mathematicians, philosophers, and scientists belong to this type.

Analytical Thinkers loathe contradictions and illogicalness; with their sharp intellect, they quickly and comprehensively grasp patterns, principles, and structures. They are particularly interested in the fundamental nature of things and theoretical findings; for them, it is not necessarily a question of translating these into practical acts or in sharing their considerations with others. Analytical Thinkers like to work alone; their ability to concentrate is more marked than that of all other personality types. They are open for and interested in new information.

As an Analytical Thinker, you are one of the introverted personality types. You are not particularly suited for dealing with others, working as a part of a team and be in the position of “continuous exchange“, you would much rather work alone, and dwell on your thoughts undisturbed. You usually put a critical distance between yourself and others, that enables you to be the keen and incorrupt observer of life. This distance can be truly bridged by only very few other people. That is probably caused by the fact that you are not all that interested to share your thoughts with others.

Generally, it is sufficient for you to have clarified a matter for yourself or that you have understood something; the continuous in your eyes mostly superficial chatter of the people around you becomes rather annoying. You prefer to work independently and appreciate having a lot of time and quiet in order to concentrate on the really important things: Structuring ideas, comprehending complex causalities, understanding of the universe, its rules and the logical analysis of systems. You absorb new information like a sponge and your memory is legendary. Once you have learned something, you’ll never forget it - unless you consider it to be irrelevant for some reason and decide that it seems to be better purging it from your data storage.

Creative problem solving and jumping out of your paradigm to development daring future visions are a part of your greatest strength. At the same time, you are the most acute and rational critic of your own ideas, each one of them will be rigorously examined and discarded at the smallest indication of contradictions or lack of logic. You usually leave the implementation to others and prefer to turn to new theoretical reflections. Especially in the case of self-employment (in your case a real possibility), it is important to surround yourself with hands-on oriented and dependable employees who make sure that your incredible suggestions for solutions become reality while you return to immersing yourself in your intellectual world.

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TAGGED BY : @chatonnoiir

TAGGING: Whoever feels like doing this.

bold the ones that apply & italicize the ones that are relevant.  

absent-minded  /  abusive /  addict  /  AGRESSIVE  /  aimeless  /  alcoholic  /  anxious  /  arrogant  / AUDACIOUS  /  bad liar  /  big mouth  /  bigot  /  BLINDLY OBEDIENT  /  BLUNT  /  callous / childish / CHRONIC HEROISM  /  clingy  / cocky  / COMPETITIVE  /  corrupt  /  cowardly  /  cruel  /  CYNICAL  / delinquent /  delusional  /  dependent  /  DEPRESSED  /  deranged  /  disloyal /  ditzy  / egotistical / ENVIOUS  /  errartic  /  fickle /  finicky  / flaky  / FRAIL  /  fraudulent  /  GUILT COMPLEX /  GLOOMY  / gluttonous  / gossiper / gruff  /  gullible /  hedonistic  /  humourless  /  hypochondriac  / hypocritical  /  idealist  /  idiotic  /  ignorant /  IMMATURE  / IMPATIENT  /  incompetent  / INDECISIVE /  INSECURE  /  insensitive  /  lazy  /  lewd  / liar  /  lustful  /  manipulative  /  masochistic /  meddlesome  / melodramatic /  money-loving  /  MOODY  /  naive  / nervous  /  nosy  /  ORNERY  /  overprotective  /  overly-sensitive  /  PARANOID  /  passive agressive /  perfectionist  / pessimist /  petty  /  power-hungry  /  proud  / pushover  /  RECKLESS /  reclusive  /  remorseless  / rigorous  /  sadistic  /  SARCASTIC  /  senile  / selfish  /  self-martyr  /  shallow  /  sociopathic  /  SORE LOSER /  spineless  /  SPITEFUL  /  spoiled  /  STUBBORN /  tactless  /  TEMPERAMENTAL  / timid  /  tone-deaf  /  traitorous  / unathletic  /  ungracious  / unlucky  /  unsophisticated  / untrustworthy  /  vain / WITHDRAWN

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SEVEN DEADLY SINS QUIZ

Tagged by: Birdie, probably.

Tagging: Whoever wants to do this. It’s pretty cool, 10/10 do recommend.

Your Sins are Revealed, Your Fate is Sealed

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that condemns you to hell.

Greed: Low

Gluttony: Low 

Wrath: Very High

Sloth: Very Low  

Envy: Low  

Lust: Low

Pride: Very Low 

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How I suffer. And no one knows how I suffer, walking up this street, engaged with my anguish—alone; fighting something alone.

Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry c. September 1929 (via fyksoo)

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“Blessed be the Stars! Just look at what a fine young man you’ve grown into.”

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Walk tall, my friends.

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Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.

Neil Gaiman (via minuty)