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dr poo and da shartis 

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MOOOOOOOVED

again i have moved accounts from this one + my art blog over to a new one which u can go follow HERE

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MOOOOOOOVED

again i have moved accounts from this one + my art blog over to a new one which u can go follow HERE

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secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say it

me: never

secret government agent: say the medic from team fortress 2 isn't gay

me: *spits in their face* fuck you

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i had to let my boyfriend in on my dramatic realization about spongebob last night

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i dunno if this has been done before but here you go, all emoticons found here!

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“Your pronoun doesn’t even work” 👀 check it.

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MOOOOOOOVED

again i have moved accounts from this one + my art blog over to a new one which u can go follow HERE

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HALLOWE'EN SUCKS THE ONLY GOOD THINGS THEY ADDED ARE THE CUTE UNUSUALS AND THE MAPS

Okay but real talk I understand this year’s is underwhelming other than yes cute Ghost Unusual I NEED IT and the maps (AND apparently optimization but rip everything else like item servers)

Let me explain to you why this is still a good Halloween update.

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Five and a seven:

tl;dr: tabletop fortress 2 has a dodecahedron model somewhere out there + sweet costumes + sweet abs + sweet broom taunt that cost me $13 this is a good update

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i think the stupidest thing about refusing to use the right pronouns is youre not even proving anything. a woman isn’t going to stop her hrt because you called her a he. a dude isn’t going to just magically stop being a dude because you called him a she. nonbinary people arent just going to be like “oops, you got me” because you misgender them

literally all it is is a petty power trip and you are nothing but a petulant child

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why is superwholock those three random shows? like can you just combine anything and it becomes offical? like a star trek and star wars fandom called starstar?

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So it looks like nobody did this yet so:

i used some shitty screencaps to look at each and every pic of bill and compare them to the originals

ok so first there’s bill making a pretty accurate impression of Gideon

then he did this horrible thing, i think it was his attempt at a smile

i’m not sure about what went wrong here

another spot on impression

this is p cool but look at him also being in the face of Alex

ok is that a drop on the picture or someone next to bill, also i don’t really get why he is upside down?

rawr look at me i’m a dinosaur!!!

ok seriously he had no excuse for this one! it has nothing to do with a hand, let’s face it, he just wanted to take this picture

look at me i’m a cute baby vampire dorito

accurate AF

Overall: Bill Is a teenager taking a bunch of selfies, this is his instagram, he even uses dumb filters

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relatable: when you’re dead inside

relatable: when you hide in the hallways, nowhere to go because PE is hell. your body has scars. the gender on your schedule is wrong. there are people you have to walk in front of to sit on the bleachers. there is no one to talk to. run boy run run boy run boy run run boy run

relatable: when you’re dead inside

relatable: you have homework. you always have homework. bed sounds better. bed and disassociating. you will fail your test. no matter. you are used to this. 

relatable: make yourself throw up so you don’t have to go to school. lie in bed, petrified. your anxiety leaves hickeys on your throat. your depression kisses your fingertips. your hallucinations croon sweet things to you and slip their hand between your leg. this is nothing new.

relatable: when you’re dead inside

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How to trust a team mate

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STREAMING NOW!

ENDO IS STILL ASLEEP!

Someone get me coffee please