mike-is-a-zombie

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

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Crocheting: this is so much fun and I love it :)

Knitting: this is fun I think

Sewing: God Is Real And He Desires Nothing But My Suffering

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i'm kindof obsessed actually

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Images taken seconds before disaster

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sometimes... u scribble one good portrait...... and u get over confident and think "I can capture any actor's face tonight! I have the power!!"

and that's the devil talking

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Horangi : how do you say ily in german ?

König : ich liebe dich

Soap, passing by : i like dick too

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Soap: If I died-

Ghost, scrolling on his phone: Death will not get you out of this relationship

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I might look scary but nobody knows that instead of murderous intention all I'm carrying in my backpack is my emotional comfort crotchet project

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Just gona extend the invitation now, if any of you need help with German phrases for König in fanfics hmu on the grounds of me being German and loving to just see König speak random German in fanfics

My qualifications:

-Having been speaking the German language for almost all the 23 years of my life (quite reasonably if I do say so myself)

-I too am very anxious

-I also would like to hide my face and generally not be perceived at any given point

My disadvantages:

-Fuck if I know what the Austrians got goin on with their dialect so if you want to respect the dialect I am sadly the wrong guy for you (tho I am willing to Google dunno how successful that would be)

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König: My hoodies keep disappearing

Soap, wearing a hoodie that’s practically a dress on him: Spooky

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who needs a functional economy when you could pay for a billionaire pensioner's hat party instead

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"King Charles, your undoubted king"

MATE release those people you arrested, I'm sure they'd tell you how much DOUBT there truly is in our republic!

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The people with the sword in Westminster Abbey have the chance to be the funniest person in the UK rn

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"once in a lifetime event" ol Charlie boy ain't gonna last that long lads come on now. Once in a decade maybe? Not lifetime