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i have such a profound hate for stories that go ‘what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes’ and then take it back and go ‘haha he is not just some guy, he’s the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along’

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Enjoy your age,kids!

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That's a pretty neat theory actually!

OMG! I have a theory...

We have no idea who Kisara is, why she appeared in ancient Egypt, right? She has white hair and blue eyes like other card characters…

so this is Kisara

here are her parents

and these men are her brothers

This family must have been from a monastery(?) Blue-eyed White Dragon and they all died under unknown circumstances.  Only Kisara survived and wandered the world looking for her place :< 

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お題箱から

メイヴちゃんとクーちゃん

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Jaune: Did you know my name means Yellow in french?

Pyrrha:………what’s a french?

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Damn, Animaniacs.

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Trying to explain OTPs

Friend: So I don't get the difference between shipping and OTPs? Like they're the same thing?

Me: No, think of someone you think is cute together.

Friend: Uh, ok.

Me: You ship them, but times that by about a thousand and they're you're OTP.

Friend: I still don't get it.

Me: Ok so think of something that you love.

Friend: Got it, cake.

Me: Now does it make you happy to see that cake everyday? Would you die for that cake? Would you travel thousands of miles just to see that cake? Would you get on your hands and knees and crawl into the fiery pits of Hell for that cake?

Friend: But it's just cake.

Me: Oh my god.

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Patreon Requests for this weekend!

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Well.

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By the way, I’m thinking of trying to work in a 15 minute exercise routine, if anyone has any tips let me know

I’m looking for strength in general, but probably especially my lower back (one it hurts, two you need a good core to lift things safely), and I’m looking for just generally being able to get in reasonable shape

Not really worried about how it looks, I’d rather be functional than good looking, so I’m not really looking for body building stuff, more strongman kind of stuff

So yeah, none of you need to have any ideas, but if you do you might save me some time looking into a routine

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another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long

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Eminem just opened fire on all your favorite rappers and their aunties. 

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When Eminem said, “The only thing we have in common is I’m a dick and you suck”, I felt that.