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Liam's been in charge since day one

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As a bisexual man I can't figure out why anyone would think Noels dominant aside from being a perfectionist when it comes to the music everyone around him as described him including by his own self description has described him as "can't be arsed" and lazy.

Paul once compared Liam and Noel by describing their personalities when they play football, Liam's a aggressive, active and competitive striker while Noel didn't care to the point where there were cigarette butts littered around everywhere he stood because he never moved.

Liam's a monumental womanizer who's so competitive he couldn't even take losing at board games on tour and wouldn't play "sissy roles" in school plays as a kid.

Noel once described his turn ons as "I like it when I don't have to move,when I can't move" and "anything where I don't have to do anything I'm a right lazy bastard" along with writing song's with lyrics like "how does it feel when your inside me" "hold me down all the world's asleep"

Whereas there's pictures all over the place of Liam constantly humping and touching Noels arse but Noel doesn't have any interest in anyone's arse.

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Noels famous for his projection and Liam's the typical bloke who knows how to lay it on thick and tells his bird "you're the boss" when wants something. Actions speak louder than words and Liam's have shown he's a womanizer who gets whatever he wants in every relationship, humps Noel's arse, sticks his finger's up Noel's arse, constantly fondles Noels arse.

Liam's so competitive he flipped a board game over during tour because he can't even accept losing at something as petty as that, refused to play "sissy roles" in school plays and constantly calls Noel a woman.

Noel on the other hand project's whatever another person did to him and out of embarrassment claim's they were the one on the receiving end instead.

Like in 2001 when he told the story of meeting John Lydon and how lydon asked him if he was wearing makeup then in 2020 when Noel was pissed at Liam he turned it around and claimed it was Liam Lydon said was the one wearing makeup.

new follower inteigued by oasis. What are some actually real crazy things that happened?

everything. jokes aside though like. They’re extremely fucking weird about each other to the point where trying to summarize everything on my own is a futile effort. The thing is too is that the oasis iceberg works in such a way that the stuff you can see with your eyeballs is ultimately not the really wild stuff, but that deeper iceberg stuff doesn’t really make a lot of sense in isolation. So, in terms of like outwardly crazy shit, here’s some highlights I find personally fun

- the first red flag—Noel French kissed Liam at one of their biggest shows in front of thousands of people and also their mom. The crazy part isn’t this though, because anyone can French kiss. The crazy part is that this happened immediately after Liam got engaged that week (without telling Noel, who had to find out in the gossip rags), then kiss happens, they proceeded to have a big fight (among other things), Noel kidnaps (yes literally) Liam and takes him to a house out in the country to work out their issues (no one knows where they are), they do that supposedly, but then Noel says he’s going to get married too, Liam flips his shit and throws an ashtray through the window, they get married like a month apart and don’t go to each other’s weddings. and then, years later, get divorced around the same time. Everyone is in agreement that they get along best when they’re not married

- speaking of, there’s 3 kisses out there. Public makeout action from 1996, a cute one from like 1994 in Tokyo, and then one that a paparazzi/photographer got after an award ceremony, which wasn’t intended to be seen by anyone/not done for a crowd

- speaking of the French kissed, in 2016 Liam cosplayed the outfit + hair he wore when he got French kissed to the premier of their documentary. Noel did not show up. Afterwards he got blasted at a pub and was miserable to the point where his driver told the interviewer he has no friends

- Liam wrote a song about Noel called Guess God Thinks I’m Abel that begins with “I could be your lover, you could be all mine” and Noel wrote a song with the lyrics “you’re my lover, I’m your brother”. While the music is more like…fun meta flavoring it’s still crazy

- Liam also believes the song Wonderwall is about him. Y’know. The romance song.

- Liam blew half his net worth buying a house in France with Noel’s name carved on the walls

then there’s this, and even though it’s almost certifiably not true the fact that he said it at all in front of a crowd is crazy

and of course them humping on stage

and some other incredibly insane things they say about each other

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From The Rumour Mill, Melody Maker, 23 September 1995

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Noel on Fade In-Out:

“The first part of the song is from the Mustique demo with Johnny Depp playing slide guitar. I like it because it’s the first blues song I’ve done and Liam does the best singing I’ve ever heard from him. I pushed him to the limit on that. I said, ‘Pretend you’re a black man from Memphis.’ He’s not got very good rhythm and we made him stamp his foot all through it. He couldn’t sing for a week after.

The scream near the end was the last bit we did. Me and Meg went back to Mustique over Christmas and I took the rough mix with me. It needed something and it was bugging me. Meg woke up one morning and there I was in bed with the Walkman on, screaming. She thought I’d gone into my drug psychotic phase—‘Oh, sorry, I’m just filling in a bit of the record…’”

Q Magazine, September 1997

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Noel Gallagher on “This Charming Man”

“I’ll never forget when I first heard this. I was working for a signwriting company in Levenshulme. My job consisted of using this bloody big staple gun to pin these signs together. I was working late one night on my own and it was dark, and “This Charming Man” came on the radio. I’d heard “Hand In Glove” and read an article on them in the Manchester Evening News, but the second I heard “This Charming Man” everything made sense.

I’d been a bit too young for The Jam, and they’d split up the previous Christmas just when I was really getting into them, but this was different. The Smiths were my band. The sound of that guitar intro was incredible. The lyrics are fuckin’ amazing, too. “I would go out tonight but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.” Genius. I didn’t know anything about the literary references. I just liked the spirit. People say Morrissey’s a miserable cunt, but I knew straight away what he was on about. I thought everything about him was side-splitting: the hearing aid, the lot. Maybe it’s the fact we’re both Anglo-Irish, that piss-taking thing.

I saw them on Top Of The Pops later when they did “What Difference Does It Make?”. Johnny has this white polo-neck on and the Brian Jones hair and that was it for me. I just said to myself: “I’m going to be like you!” It made me realise what I was going to do with my life.

None of my mates liked them – they were more hooligan types. They’d come into work and say “Fuckin’ hell, did you see that poof on Top Of The Pops with the bush in his back pocket?” But I thought it was life-changing.”

In Uncut Magazine, March 2007

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Noel: You got 20 minutes

Matt: yeah well, we got a lot of questions here from the boys and girls

Noel: Go on then

Matt: we don’t have to get them all done today. Do you wanna go fast, do you wanna go slow?

Noel: fast, let’s go!

Matt: right, let’s go at the bottom. Go fast at the bottom?!

Noel: hahaha, I’ve taken it fast in the bottom!

Matt: I know you have (faint laugh). Ehh…

Noel: hahahaha

Noel talks about taking it in the bottom on the Matt Morgan podcast. June 27 2023.

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From The Rumour Mill, Melody Maker, 23 September 1995

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He makes me so...

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from Radio 2 - Noel Gallagher's Line of Enquiry with Kate Thornton (26th December 2008)

Thornton: Is it true that when you used to go visit as kids they would, kind of, embellish your name slightly? Noel: I got called— haha, do I open a can of worms here, on Radio 2? I used to get called... Noelene. Thornton: *giggling* Noel: Yup. And if anybody's aware of the song by Dolly Parton, "Jolene", uh, you can imagine where that came from.

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holy mountain / ballad of the mighty i

while the song remains the same / the shock of the lightning

slide away

lyla / up in the sky

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#dry humping at the super bowl party #what the hell sure