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wow I am back on Tumblr. I have done a lot of maturing. I am a communist now

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i feel like max would say this

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"Duckberto (Psyduck) fulfilling his dream of having his own chilean hotdog cart in the big city, while serving his best client, a college Meowth, trying to don't give up and not drop out of college" . . . A drawing I made to participate in a contest on Instagram ^^

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Cops say that they live in constant fear of having to defend themselves and being wrongly seen as murderers.

If that were true, they'd be demanding that all of their interactions be filmed from multiple angles in order to make it very clear that using deadly force was the only reasonable option available.

Instead, they complain about being filmed.

Cops say that their job is very dangerous and that every interaction they have could be their last.

If that were true, they'd be grateful that people want to repeal laws against victimless actions, use social workers instead of police to deal with mental illness, and reduce crime by making sure everyone has what they need to survive.

Instead, they complain whenever those policy changes are proposed.

They're not trying to protect their safety. They're trying to protect their power.

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Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts

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now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

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this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

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Concert photo!

Commission for: RealFoxyKero (Twitter)

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a biiiiiig Chao mass attack!! 73 Chao, though I could only credit 72 on Art Fight because one deleted their Chao’s page :C

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one of my favorites of all time

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Something I really had to get out of my system; kobolds, but based on (dragon) pokemon.

I hope to be doing some more soon!

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AAHH I LOVED THIS ONE!! A commission for my dear friend ashe of his sona amity!

twitter | commission info | business email: batsoupart@gmail.com

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So, a few years back, my @ak8star played her first co-op game of Stellaris. I decided to help her through and tried to guide her as best as I could (while maintaining my OWN empire.)

After a while, she kept on complaining about her low energy output. I decided to play customer service. I double-checked that she was making energy districts, that her people were employed, and that her Global Energy Grid was up. Unfortunately, what I didn't realize was that, despite her nearly being in mid-game, she hadn't researched the tech for an Energy Grid.

I acted as if I was outraged and called her an Amish Mushroom.

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99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

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smoaky