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GUYS I AM LOSING MY MIND. THIS UPDATE IS GONNA BE SO AWESOMEEEE IVE WANTED SUGARFLY SINCE THE START OF GARDEN OF SWEET DELIGHTS Thank you @cookierungames for posting these!



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Just saw this.
Phineas I know what we're going to do today
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So much of the worst dating advice comes from a place of assuming your partner is manipulative and deceptive and then trying to counteract that psychological warfare in kind. Anyone who is in a genuinely happy long-term relationship can tell you that dating should not play out like an episode of Death Note. At it's best, it's just two people caring passionately about each other in a deeply human and honest way. The really insidious part of this advice is that if you ever meet someone who does genuinely care about you and doesn't want to play games, you'll probably drive them away by constantly assuming the worst of them. In your efforts to defend yourself from dishonest and scheming people, you become the most dishonest and scheming person in the relationship.
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do you ever found yourself cradling your nemesis as she reaches enlightenment. no? me neither. happy pride month
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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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New costumes! New resonant toppings!
LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!
#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#hollyberry cookie#awakened hollyberry cookie#hollyberry crk#crk update#beast yeast#eternal sugar cookie#hype#horray for them not making her skinny!!
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This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car
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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
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isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist
#for real#bras can sometimes be annoying for me#and i've honestly thought about presenting myself in a more fluid manner a lot of times#don't like being unshaven tho because sensory issues but that's a me thing lol
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