trying to find my path, master at pretending my shit is together, college sucks. thank you for your time
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Have you ever bit into an apple so crispy and juicy it was almost a turn on?
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At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is.
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Lmao how long did it take her to notice?

Mom accidently buys NSFW throw pillows. If you don’t see it at first, keep looking.
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me: hey brain, would ya stop looping the moana sound track? its been going on forever brain: yeah, sure me: thank you brain: your welcome! im just an ordinary demi-guy!
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its raining right now and i couldnt be happier, i love the sound
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Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
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best thing i have ever heard

this…….. is the best headline
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The 2016 Sabriel Big Bang!
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Sounds like a keeper and he's got a dog! bonus!

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"hi hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, sir barksalot?"

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a very happy anniversary to these dorks
also everyone pray for Sam
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This is amazing
Shout out to the people with mediocre talents
The people who can carry a tune but don’t have a remarkable voice
The people who can draw more than stick figures but can’t develop their own style
The people who have a decent imagination but no idea how to write it all out (or vice versa)
The people who can play covers of songs but can’t write their own music
The people who can dance with choreography but not freely
The people who can do sports but never make the team
The people who are good- that just don’t feel good enough
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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IF PUSS IN BOOTS IN SHREK WAS A PUPPER/DOGGO IT WOULD BE JORGE I AM ScREAMIN HE IS SO CUTE I ALMOST FORGET EVERY TIME 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
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