mildewmoth

[mildewmoth]

had a dream where i was drawing in dim light and someone turned the lights on and the lights were so bright i couldnt see and i spent a while like crying and yelling and adjusting all the strange lightswitches but i couldnt fix it and everyone was mad at me for being upset about lights and then i woke up and discovered i was sleeping right next to the light that automatically turns on at night. narrowly avoided getting upset about it in real life too. stupid light.

[mildewmoth]

unlocked a strange new guilt of 'if i cant physically move my stuff i dont deserve to have it.' ??? ok mr brain. and what if the world was made of pudding.

[mildewmoth]

my body is a machine that turns tasks i need to do tomorrow into tasks i need to do now

[mildewmoth]

medicine ads should be illegal im not kidding and theres like a lot of serious reasons why but the most non serious reason that is plaguing me right now is how unethical it is to show me those ads for cold medecine while i'm miserable i dont want to see your cool refreshing nose clearing sparkling ads i cant get that im sick im stuck why would you torture me like this

[mildewmoth]

who is making bomb threats in college bro its not that serious. weve got finals to do.

[mildewmoth]

im aromantic im kraft singles and im happy

[mildewmoth]

they built me in a lab to appeal to marble collectors

[mildewmoth]

they disqualified me from the oppression Olympics on accusations of doping

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cavities are kind of woke if you think about it. can't eat sugar anymore. because of woke.

[mildewmoth]

somebody please send me a cigarette or anything of similar nature i dont care how it gets here send a carrier pigeon send a drone or an email or a divine act of god anything works

[mildewmoth]

when will they invent monster with no caffeine in it i like the flavor i havent found anything that tastes like the classic monster flavor i like taste but not effects

[mildewmoth]

my thoughts are in a british accent rn pretty scary stuff 😔

[mildewmoth]

perhaps if my roommate let me have a drag from their blunt i too could rise from the tomb on this fine easter evening

[mildewmoth]

i feel like the DEI hire of my family

[mildewmoth]

found a tiny dead weevil in my gummy bears bag its so small it was probably within the FDA guidelines tbh.

[mildewmoth]

what da hell wrong with my youtube who put a magnifying glass up in this bitch i need to zoom out girl i can see the pixels on the thumbnails back off

[mildewmoth]

maybe if you were a paint mixing machine id let you hit but alas.