mildjoy

[mildjoy]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

[mildjoy]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[mildjoy]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[mildjoy]

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

[mildjoy]

how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.

[mildjoy]

don’t let your job stop you from enjoying an unemployed summer

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

[mildjoy]

videogames allow you to fulfill your deepest fantasies

[mildjoy]

in my restless dreams, I see that town.....

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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now