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Unless we can get at lest 75 votes for grilled cheese we're cooked

Rip microwaved grilled cheese

Round 1

Submissions from

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You see... Thats just what I was charged with

Wild west wanted poster says unwanted

typo? or intentional slight by the sheriff who hates me for no reason

(aside from the 13 counts of arson 12 counts of armed robbery and 8 counts of resisting arrest)

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Me: man I need to find bible quotes for my assignment but I've literally never read the bible once, how am I suppose to find what I need?

The estranged super religious relative that quotes bible verses:

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Wild west wanted poster says unwanted

typo? or intentional slight by the sheriff who hates me for no reason

(aside from the 13 counts of arson 12 counts of armed robbery and 8 counts of resisting arrest)

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have you considered violence?

I WANT TO CROCHET BUT THE DEMONS SAY I CAN ONLY WATCH YOUTUBE

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genuinely can't remember if I ever got around to making the slur quota post

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spent a whole week preparing to do an assignment about how the crusades are heresy only for the bible to explicitly state that murder is okay in war and that you should kill civilians

This may require more bullshit than I am able to muster

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fukin love penit budters

Straigt up eatden it

And by it heh.. lets just say

My penit budters

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no you dont

I love shitposting

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man I love fucking around, fucking around is great

(a hooded advisor whispers into my ear)

THE FUCK YOU MEAN I GOTTA FIND OUT?

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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“You’re too young to be in pain”

good thing your not

“You’re too young to be in pain”

I will end you.

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Were his parents named Jason and Mary by any chance?

Can't stop thinking about Slasher the toddler

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Another prehistoric banger based on this :

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so rat bastard insults everyone except the person its directed towards

what is this storm trooper ass insult

rat bastard is the greatest insult because not only are you insulting them by calling them a rat, you are also insulting their family by calling them a bastard.

its an AoE insult

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rat bastard is the greatest insult because not only are you insulting them by calling them a rat, you are also insulting their family by calling them a bastard.

its an AoE insult

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The "Im fine" meme except the second half is someone pointing back saying "no tf you aren't girl go to therapy"