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Uhh so I guess I don’t have to worry about this anymore?? (They broke up)

I’m gonna lose my shit bro. Tell me why the one thing I wanted was cookies and as the oven was preheating for MY cookies, my mom’s boyfriend stole the goddamn oven. TO COOK STEAK OR SOMETHING. AND ON THR STOVE HE PUTS LIKE SPICES AND NOW I CANT BREATHE. Currently in my room plugging my nose because i’m vegetarian and I just wanted cookies. It’s been an hour since the oven was preheated. You don’t just steal someone’s oven??? Like I was literally using it first and he knew I was making cookies!! I still don’t have my cookies and I still need to shower which I was gonna do an hour ago after I ate my stupid cookies. Send help I’m not an angry person I swear my head hurts but seriously it’s my bedtime and I might kms.

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Someone should’ve forced me to be in figure skating as a young child because then i’d be a pro right now. Maybe it’s not too late though??

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Tell me why my diabolical neighbors are in their hot tub right now? Outside. Mind you it’s snowy and below freezing.

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Bro what do you mean my pant size jumped from like a 4 to an 8 in the span of like two weeks?? Is that even physically possible?

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I love peeling the dried up paint off of my paint palette it’s so satisfying

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Just opened my fortune cookie to this?? What does this entail for me?

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I love it when tv characters talk about their favorite music, it tells me so much

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Finally

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I’m gonna lose my shit bro. Tell me why the one thing I wanted was cookies and as the oven was preheating for MY cookies, my mom’s boyfriend stole the goddamn oven. TO COOK STEAK OR SOMETHING. AND ON THR STOVE HE PUTS LIKE SPICES AND NOW I CANT BREATHE. Currently in my room plugging my nose because i’m vegetarian and I just wanted cookies. It’s been an hour since the oven was preheated. You don’t just steal someone’s oven??? Like I was literally using it first and he knew I was making cookies!! I still don’t have my cookies and I still need to shower which I was gonna do an hour ago after I ate my stupid cookies. Send help I’m not an angry person I swear my head hurts but seriously it’s my bedtime and I might kms.

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I recently watched Black Swan and it was really disturbing to me, I couldn’t decide if it’s the best or worst movie i’ve ever seen. I think it’s really a beautiful movie i’ve decided. I don’t think there was a single moment of the film where I felt comfortable though. Also I think the scariest part was just how much I related to Nina, and the scene where she was spotting her turns was so well done that it freaked me out. Overall I think it was a beautiful movie on perfectionism and how it can turn you into something you’re not, but it’s not for the weak.

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I love it when i’m wearing jeans and also have a dog. Having a dog is a no and wearing jeans is a no unless you have both. Two negatives = a positive so I love my dog and my jeans.

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I decided that i’m gonna start posting on tumblr for real cause I’m tired of writing in my diary all the time

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Okay seriously why is the teacher student trope so popular it’s genuinely disgusting and I can’t take it, like watching pretty little liars drives me crazy whenever I see Ezra Fitz walk into a room. Also the new Jenna Ortega movie called Millers Girl, where she plays an 18 year old that has sex with her old man 50 something year old teacher?? Like who approved that movie?? It’s just so wild and I feel like I keep seeing it everywhere and it’s not fun. Cause i’ve dealt with real creepy teachers before and it’s not cute and quirky, like why are we romanticizing this behavior?? Idk.

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I wanna go geocaching so bad.

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How do I use this app