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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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Sam Handwich.

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Ready for summer?

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If Mars stand in way of door then Mommey cannot go inside without Mars :)

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2 work comics

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so nice i reblag it twice:]

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why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

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Holy shit.

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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper