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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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lol *creates a shrine to something obscure and unimportant

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now

my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us

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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

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brutalist candy cane

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if she was allowed to my octoling would take a bloblobber to turf war just to knock someone upside the head with it

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS