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@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

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Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar.

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

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random self-care/health tip i once got that basically blew my mind and i think might be helpful to other people too: when trying to “eat healthy” (w/e that means for you), instead of focusing on trying to take things away, focus on adding things. so instead of being like “ok i’m not gonna eat chips anymore”, be like “every day i’m going to make sure to eat one piece of fruit”. it’s a way of approaching healthy eating from self-love instead of self-hate (like, i love myself yay i deserve one piece of healthy fruit, vs i hate myself i want chips but i can.not.eat.them.they.are.bad.). also by adding healthy things to ur day maybe u’ll be less hungry for unhealthy things, so it can have that effect too.

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the last thing a cow sees after following me for 80 blocks

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we all know about anon1449’s trans rights herobrine (with better pants) but we never talk about these absolute gems

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Me trying to find a club penguin boyfriend at 6pm on a school night

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ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

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Every time i start a new vido game:

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

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