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milkyzach 1 day
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i fear i forgot to post this
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patrick "I just want to be loved" bateman immediately dissasociating the second Jean is about to confess
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i dont have many for other hermits, but i like to headcanon doc as an amputee with his left arm and right leg, where he has multiple different legs for different tasks (his arm not so much). his right eye is just prosthetic and has no real sight in it, and that he's also hard of hearing
your headcanons are very cool :) i love them a lot
my favourite physical disability hermit hcs because projection is sexy
鈥rian gets chronic pain in his legs and feet. It leads to him flying around a lot and hovering rather than standing around: it gives him some nice rest.
鈥eralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out.
鈥oc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger splints with things like a communicator or a map built in as holograms.
鈥dubs has leg and lower back pain. He has a heated blanket waiting in his bed every night for him, and sometimes has a heat pack strapped to his back under his shirt. (The strap-on heat pack is from Pearl.)
鈥leo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around.
鈥ango has to steam his face every two weeks because his redstone eyes make it difficult to see.
鈥skall only has one eye, so they have no depth perception. Stress thinks it's a little funny to throw things to them instead of passing them.
鈥tho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult. He's also immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that.
鈥car uses mobility aids. He switches between his wheelchair, cane, or leg braces, depending on his vibe that day.
鈥mpulse uses knee supports. Similar to Scar, he has different colours for different occasions. Cyberpunk, summer, sciencey...
鈥edaph has hearing aids.
鈥isuma uses a cannula under his mask.
please share your disability hermit/traffic headcanons..... i crave them........
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milkyzach 2 days
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all i gotta say is.. whats a god to a nonbeliever tho?
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milkyzach 3 days
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If you call chihuahuas devil spawn evil aggressive pieces of shit I HATE YOU!!!!!
My aunt had a chihuahua named Bobo and he was so SWEET and he would rear up on his hind legs (sign of affection) and get so so excited when we came over and he loved getting pet :))
surprisingly if you don鈥檛 mentally emotionally and physically abuse your chihuahua they turn out to be affectionate and level headed pets, who knew /sarc
He passed away a long while ago :( rip Bobo
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how we feeling fellas
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tim gives enrichment days to patrick where price just lets him into his office and hands bateman a jar of pistachios and starts playing like a phil collins album or something for patrick to listen to while he nibbles a bunch of pistachios like a little hamster
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if i may..
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he dropped it.. he dropped a pistach .... he drop it..
tim gives enrichment days to patrick where price just lets him into his office and hands bateman a jar of pistachios and starts playing like a phil collins album or something for patrick to listen to while he nibbles a bunch of pistachios like a little hamster
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He ran out of gel half way through his hair routine
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this fever isnt real it represents how i feel, my pain transformed into art 鉂楋笍
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milkyzach 7 days
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how the fuck does anyone raw impulse right. fuck ME
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tfw successfully made a baby
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milkyzach 8 days
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So today I got a rather unkind comment on AO3 (one could call it hate), but I believe it to be a bot for several reasons:
Guest account, but username attached
Said username exists but person is unlikely to be reading Tolkien fic (according to their Tumblr and AO3, they are in other fandoms)
Two grammatically correct sentences
Super generic text that could apply to any fic:
"I've seen better fanfiction written by a toddler. Get it together!"
I'm curious, did anyone else get comments like this? Let me know.
And to those who have gotten rude comments and are now worried/upset: Maybe it was just a bot too. Either way: You're awesome for putting your writing out there for others to enjoy and you don't deserve to get rude comments for it. If you want feel free to message me to compare cases and discuss details :)
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milkyzach 9 days
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kiss the go-goat
speedpaint below
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cub is usig skulk for th.., the,, outside.. of h..his ., base ..,,,,,...
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doc pronounces "huge" like he's donald trump and once you hear this you cant unhear it
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Mumbo Skins
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