#zach talks

[milkyzach]

rip patrick bateman you wouldve loved noise cancelling headphones (autistic)

[queer-enderdragon]

how would the hermitcraft and avm crossover happen in-universe

HEWO ⁉ I LEGIT JUST POSTED THAT- <- surprised but very happy,

ANYWAYS, yeah. so before i start let me tell you the minecraft universe in my head sometimes only makes sense to me bc i think abt things Way too much and also sometimes i dream abt how possibly the 4th + 5th dimensions would work for the eyes of a tridimensional being- basically my brain is just Like This,

so we start with this explanation, not with the common everyday minecraft, but with the minecraft from the story mode game (bear with me-)

So basically, in the first minecraft story mode after the wither storm is defeated completely, jesse and the new order of the stone go on adventures trough portals to different kinds of worlds which seem to have different generations in terms of the terrain n world And also sometimes gamerules (like how it seems in the world where jesse lives is a hardcore one, like most others they visit, while the one with the mini-games people can respawn)

and yeah, i am aware in the case of mcsm, all portals have different blocks used to get to those worlds while in avm is with only nether portals. but listen.

there's one connection between these two that would make possible the crossover in-universe (or well. in the minecraft universe in my head):

players.

in mcsm, the various mcyt that appear in the first and second season, and in avm, the kid that was playin minecraft. who second and red used the email from to return to alan's pc. So in a way the minecraft from mcyt has a connection to mcsm, and the minecraft from mcsm has a Possibility of a connection to avm

like is Literally a fine thread of a connection, but if youre insane enough (like me) it kinda makes sense, yknow

but anyways, in my head it would work smth like this:

the nether from avm seems to be like—a central point of that universe. it connects everything and everyone, so you can travel to Completely different minecraft worlds with their own rules and terrain from there. maybe is depending on where you are in that nether, like... very specific coords, or with something else added to the mix, like with the help of the command block staff and other powerful things...

the thing here is, with some luck, one of those worlds can be Also one of the hundreds that are in the portal hall in mcsm, and from there just find the one that seems to connect to the wider mcyt universe and boom. a purple stickman (which is not so stick anymore at that point, but this also has a reason dw <- head full, many thoughts) is suddenly in hermitcraft-

[will-you-pick-me]

Also, didn't realize this was a Discord exclusive game. It sounds fun but I don't use Discord or know how to, so I'll see myself out anyway! :)

That's super sad, but but thank you for sticking around for the time you did anyways! If you ever decide that you want to give Discord a try, then feel free to return!

A little send-off, for you---

"Man, that sucks! I was super looking forward ta meetin' ya, Y/N! I hope one day you can come back, I'd love ta take ya on a run around town!"

"While it is regrettable, I suppose that is the way of life. Travel safely, make wise decisions, and... Call me, if you ever need any... Assistance."

"Aww, I'm so sorry you can't stay little biscuit! Make sure you eat well, ok? And remember, I'm your guardian angel! I'll be there for you, even if you can't feel me <3"

"Remember to hydrate, too! And remember honey, you are worth the world. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise!"

"Aw, man... That's, uh... That's really sad... B-But I hope you'll be happy, out there! And, I'm really sorry that we're somewhere you can't reach... But, maybe one day, right? Yeah... One day... But I'll keep smiling for you until then, puppy!"

"... Please, be safe."

[boasamishipper]

can we talk about how dylan g spent years relishing earning perks and taking pride in his work but didn't feel like he really had a life until he met gretchen. can we talk about how dylan g hoped his outie would be happy not only for gretchen but for dylan g because he (dylan g) is making her happy. can we talk about how dylan g made gretchen a ring out of the chinese finger trap that was once his most prized possession and offered it to her while begging her to let him have this life with her, begging her to agree that there was a life for the both of them down here, together. can we talk about how after gretchen left that dylan g finally understood why irving wanted to leave after burt retired. because if dylan g is gone, and gretchen is gone, then somehow they'll still be together. can we talk about that. can we fucking talk about that

[adam-scott]

"Don't bring them into this."

SEVERANCE #02.01: 'Hello, Ms. Cobel'

[littlecrittereli]

Thinking about @martincrushcameback's apocalypse au....

I couldn't get the idea of this interaction out of my head so I had to draw it...

[miifu666]

Hehehe it me birth day, its time for me to realize im getting old asf and should prepare my coffin and will

[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

[cartoondrawer]

MALL DAY!

they get to be happy

[milkyzach]

was watching xisumas stream vod yesterday.. WHY IS HE SO SASSY?!? "is it okay if i make bottles is that okay with you?!" "should i just get someone else to play Minecraft for me ?!" RELAAXXX

[sugaryoats]

IT'S PINK AND YELLOW

[will-you-pick-me]

running in at rapid speeds, slamming my hands down on the table i know next to NOTHING and im here to make EVERYONE worse, this looks so so so fun, count me IN The character's so far as so so so fun, Mikey may or may not be a favorite already (turning into a tomboy monster girl just for him i want him carnally maybe) and the way ur doing this sounds sooooo so fun! I would personally love to know more about....hmmm....... How like, active in terms of social gatherings and the like are they all? And how likely would they be to drag some poor unfortunate soul into their bs? (Asking this for all the less than sociable ppl out there, they would not meet me unless they found me outside once in a blue moon and dragged my ass somewhere to chat, it will only be then they realize they've picked up an over-excited chihuahua of a person that only gets social interaction once every friday the 13th on a blood moon)

jhgadfkjslkdss omg I'm so happy that you're so excited for this! As for your question...

Mikey can fake being social if he has to, but in reality, he's actually very selective about who he lets into his inner circle, and the only people he's really close with are his gang members. He's not exactly an introvert, per se, because he does absolutely have an around average social metre, it's more so that his street smarts came with a side of trust issues. So if he can avoid going, he probably will, but Y/N is always an exception - if you want to be there, he'll be there with you.

Ulrich is steeped in the unspoken rules of higher class social gatherings to the point that it's second nature, and in the case of the types of social gatherings he attends, he might actually be likely to lecture you on misbehaving. An "overexcited chihuahua" does not a good plus-one to a business dinner party make. He'll have to make sure you won't disgrace him in front of all the other corporates - perhaps a pretty choker that disguises a shock collar will keep you in line?

Zachniphael is familiar with the older rules of social etiquette, aware of modern versions but not the most fluent. They'd much rather stay at home with you and drink tea, or hot coco if you prefer. They also have a lovely little silver coffee press, if that's your speed, though if you're already energetic they might hesitate to give you that. Perhaps chamomile tea, to calm your nerves? When was the last time you had a good sleep anyways, my little biscuit?

Jessica loves to socialize, especially if she senses fellow nerds around, but she won't drag you into it if it's not your cup of tea. Though she will be a little disappointed if you routinely dismiss her interests - sharing time bonding over hobbies is an important part of a relationship! It hurts if you don't put forward that effort.

Jack is the most socially hyper one so far, and you might have your work cut out for you trying to keep him from jumping directly onto the snack table if there is one, especially if it has those little boards of the fancy thin-sliced meats. It just smells way too good for him to resist! He'll do his best to behave after a gentle scolding, though - or not so gentle, depending on what you want the endgame to be ;)

Narrator isn't very practiced, socially, due to being trapped in the void, and really his only frame of reference for how to act is watching you. This can cause just as many problems as it can solve, because while being similar can help people get along, being too similar can lead to you disliking someone for al the same reasons one might dislike themselves. You'll have to be careful that you don't teach him anything bad by your example.

[tea-with-cinnamontoast]

[leek-e]

My drawing of the kids of Stugo :) I’ve only seen the first episode but it was very fun. My favourite character so far is Merian <3 she is so funny, I love her massive blazer and highly strung nature.

[adam-scott]

BTS picture from Severance #02.04 ‘Woe’s Hollow’ by Ben Stiller

[hauntedxchris]

Beach baby (part 1)

chrissturniolo!x fem!youtuber

summary: you fall inlove with a youtuber, your a girl and get alot of hate because of it but chris makes it better <3

fluff /angst / possible smut in other parts!! <33

"who's my celebrity crush? oh i love this question! chris sturniolo, like from the sturniolo triplets? he's pretty cute." you say on your stream, hoping it wouldn't affect the fandom of her and the triplets.

"uhh no we've never met, i'm just a small youtuber and started like a year ago. i do know tara yummy as you all know, i was in the trap house before we all split. i know she and nick are texting back and forth!" you say as the comments go crazyyy.

"oh i gotta go y'all, have an amazing day and see you on wensday for the video" you kiss the camera and stop the stream.

as the day starts to end, you go on tiktok to see edits but what you didn't expect is ship edits with you and chris.

user: "oh my godd y/n and chris🤭"

user2:"they should meet already!!"

christophersturniolo: "who's the y/n everyone is stalking me about?"

user3: "CHRIS KNOWS WHO Y/N IS NOW!!"

matthew.sturniolo: "yall what's her ig?"

tarayummyy: "MY BSF AND CHRIS??"

nicolassturniolo: "YOOOO SHE'S SO PRETTY!!"

christophersturniolo started following itz.yn.

matthew.sturniolo started following itz.y/n

nicolassturniolo started following itz.yn

nicolassturniolo: are you the actuall y/n?? I've heard sm about you, i was in your stream last night!

itz.y/n: no way😭🙏🏻🙏🏻 i litteraly love you guys so much!! i didn't know you were in my stream last night?!

nicolassturniolo: we all were y/n! chris might've blushed when you talked about him🤭 but anyway, we should meet up sometime with tara!!

itz.y/n: first of all, yes. you me and tara should meet!! and two, CHRIS SAW ME TALKING ABOUT HIM????? couldn't care to comment😔

nicolassturniolo: we'll talk later we're about to film, me and tara are meeting up tomorrow at my house, come around!! *adress*

itz.y/n: see you then!!

the next day, you got ready for tara to pick you up. you and tara called last night since she knows about the crush on chris. you've known her for what, 7 years and you've always let her know if you like someone.

"BITCH IM HERE" tara yells from downstairs, you gave her an extra key to the house since she's always here.

"UPSTAIRS!!" you yell back.

"come onnnn we have to hang out with nickkkk, also chris and matt are gonna be there." she says as you choke on water.

"and nobody cared to tell me?" you say.

"uhhh well i don't care, you look hot by the way. LET'S. GO." she says and takes your hand to the car as you two drive to the triplets house.

not to forget, CHRIS IS THERE. the person you liked for over a year.

"y/n are you nervous?" tara teases you.

"tara shut up!! im about to meet fucking the sturniolo's? and chris!!!" you groan.

"whomp whomp, get over yourself. maybe he'll fall inlove with you aswell!" she laughs.

"i hate you so much tara." i smile

"i love you too hun!" she smiles back as she puts on silence between songs by madison beer.

"oh did you know madison and the triplets are friends?? you're one step closer to madison now!" i smile at tara.

"oh shit, nick is close with madison right?" she says.

"yesss she's such a sweetheart." i smile.

"okay get over your fangirling, we're here."

estrella speaks!!: MY FIRST EVER FANFICTION😭 you'll get more chapters don't you worry!! y/n and chris?🤭 i love youu