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They're new parents. They're widows on the rebound. They're trapped in the wrong bodies. They're t4t (unrelated). They argue over breakfast proteins. They've almost certainly danced under the light of a murdered planet. They're roughly a third of a burgeoning terrorist cell. They have a 9,980-year age gap. They met at the perfect time. They just missed each other. They even got to kiss goodbye.

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there may have been a pontoon experience

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Tadius thoughts bc his characterization gives me the zoomies

SO evil advisor coded, that had to be intentional (black and red outfit, Evil Beard, snake clasps on his cape, clever and articulate, hates the royal family) except then it turns out he's the most reasonable man in the cast

Also ace coded imo, even after years of serving the Prince he still takes a moment to figure out when something sexual is being alluded to (happens twice in his first scene, again with the slipper, and there are probably more I'm forgetting)

Can't hide his feelings for shit, this man has never been noticed a day in his life and has about as good a poker face as Murderbot

The way he says "It's TADIUS" when Ella calls him Tedious makes me think people get his name wrong a lot

That Curl. You know the one. An intentional style choice (adorable if so) or has he just given up on trying to tame it (also adorable)?

If he had his own song in the musical, I am 90% sure it would be a reprise of Step On Your Grave

why the fuck is this man ordained

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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THEY FINALLY TRANSLATED LIVESHIP TRADERS INTO FINNISH!!!!!!! Huge win for the finnish rote community

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tadius reacting to the prince

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Love watching TV series standing in the middle of the room like I'm at a sports game. Ned stark just all but declared war on the lannisters and I'm giving him a standing ovation

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hes really feeling the music😌

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Why hello newly introduced characters Miss Monster-in-a-few-minutes and Lady is-going-to-die, can't wait to see what happens next in the story

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f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

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“two is for discipline heedless of trial” yeah motherfucker they were NOT heeding those trials. They couldn’t they didnt even know where the trials were. “heedless of trial” bitch they finally found the trials and were like uhmmm this violates OSHA.

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Cinderella's castle doodles time

Most suffering guy ever

And phrog paste

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.