my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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holy is the cunt that bears the bush
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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Sometimes being a hero is a matter of perspective.
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.
I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.
(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)
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"That's odd. When I tried it on Himmel, it knocked him out cold."
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don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI
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