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bye

I’d let this man sit on my face put all his weight on me icl id slut him out grip his hips while pounding his ass with my strap call him a good boy my dirty whore I’d eat his ass fucking rim him so good

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THIS WHAT I CAME BACK TO TUMBLR YES GAWDDDD

Intox mutual masturbation Jesse x fem reader 😋😋

hazy shade of winter

jesse pinkman x reader

tags: smut, intox (only weed tho) (i know this anon they don’t fuck with the good stuff 🙄), mutual masturbation, jesse on his stoner boy shit, fem reader

wc: 514

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Jesse passed the bong back to you after he took a long rip, leaning his head back and blowing the smoke into the air. The two of you had practically been hotboxing the RV for what felt like hours, doing nothing but laughing together, eating junk food, and making terrible advances on each other that never really got anywhere.

“Dude, do you ever get like… really horny after you smoke?” Jesse looked at you, taking a drink from his can of beer. “I mean, yea. Why?” You asked, passing the bong back to him and resting your back against the walls of the RV.

“I don’t know, just wondering,” He lit up the bud again before setting it down and resting his hand on his very obvious boner. He wasn’t subtle with what he was trying to do; not like you minded. In the heat of the moment and the daze of your combined highs, you teased him enough to pull out his cock and watch him jerk off. The sight alone was turning you on, not to mention the soft whimpers he let out while his eyes were barely open to look at you. “Cmon, gonna make me give a show all by myself man?” Who were you to deny making him happy? You reached your hand into your pants and started teasing your clit. “Yeahh that’s what I’m talking about yo!” You laughed at his words and bit your lip to stifle any sounds you wanted to make.

Despite Jesse being totally absorbed in his own pleasure and high, he still would look at you and mutter praises, like “you look so pretty like this,” or “imagining it’s me, yea? Atta girl.”

Of course you didn’t leave him with nothing, teasing him for the way he whined and jerked up into his hand. “You look so needy baby, i know you wanna feel me squeeze around you.”

“Jesse I’m gonna cum” you picked up your pace to chase your orgasm before Jesse said “wait!”

He took his hands off his dick and reached for the bong one more time, taking a big rip and holding it while pulling you into a kiss, pushing the smoke into your mouth. He grabbed your hand and wrapped it around his cock while his went to your cunt. You got the memo and started stroking him while making out with him and breathing in the smoke.

He pulled his lips off yours for a split second to talk you to your finish. “Cmon baby. Finish for me yea?” His words sent you over the edge as he came at the same time as you. “Atta girl,” he murmured. He pulled his fingers out of you and put them into his mouth with a cheesy grin before scooting back to the other side of the RV and making himself decent.

You moved over to him and laid your head in his lap while he played with your hair and leaned over to give you the occasional kiss before you both fell asleep from your post orgasm high.

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SO DOWN BAD

If men could get pregnant I would impregnate him if he had a pussy I would dive into it like a starving animal if he told me to get on my knees and clean the whole house I would

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i need him biblically

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SO DOWN BAD

If men could get pregnant I would impregnate him if he had a pussy I would dive into it like a starving animal if he told me to get on my knees and clean the whole house I would

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are you kidding me his bald ass is busted in a day

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Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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Toast in the crab apple tree!

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Nobody gaf about him but me part 2 💔

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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Its literally so incredible that the clitoris is just there to make u feel good like omg Thank you. like its not there for fertility reason or anything its just there to Chill and have fun... feminism

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i just think guys jerking off while they eat you out is the hottest thing. humping the bed while between your thighs, one hand rubbing their bulge while you ride their face. the sight and smell and taste of you getting them so worked up they can’t stop touching themselves-

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need a guy who eats me out for his pleasure

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calling him a slut for going to bed with me on the first date even though i’m doing the same thing #womeninmalefields