Thed | 29 yr old Haitian | Nut Enthusiast. Interests: Shin Megami Tensei, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, video games. My twitter is @LanceEHardwood I'm more active there now
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r u the toe suck dude
I've let this ask sit inside my inbox for a good year or so, maybe more. I don't know. Let it ruminate in my thoughts a bit from time to time after work and after a cracking open a can of Dr. Pepper to wash down a snack I just ate, or if some nut hit the philtrum above my lip after a good beat routine, causing me to accidentally swallow some in the process. Sometimes I like to watch the sunset while I think about this ask and tell myself, "Heh. Yeah, this was a good one. I wonder what that guy is up to now." But it also makes me wonder that, perhaps, I should have led a better path as a fisherman, which requires years of experience in baiting (which I am fortunately a master at), or welding. Better yet, maybe I could have been the greatest boxer in the world. Even besting the likes of Muhammad Ali, Manny Pacquiao, Rocky Marciano, Floyd Mayweather, etc.
Anyways I am ya
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They should’ve kept the name of that women’s shoe store from the beta that shit got me bustin’ my stitches every time I see it.
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I've been sitting in the corner of my bed with my dick out for the past 2 hrs thinking about this outcome
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Reddit, it's me again. And I am urgent need of help.
There appears to be some kind of darkness forming underneath my dog. WTF???
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i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too
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god give me the strength of all white girls combined
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Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i
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