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We have hundreds of dollars worth of raffle prizes for #v2v15 #Chicago. HUNDREDS. Come to #vtoshiningv tomorrow 9/25 at @locallective 9pm for comedy, a rapping violinist, raffles from all of the adult stores, dance party etc. All to benefit #LadyPartsJustice and #PlannedParenthood 💯 (at Locallective)

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Text from my agent

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The unique stand up/short film series is tonight, with a stellar lineup Mr. T. would never pity, literally.

See you tonight!

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I try to work Maude into everything I produce.

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Oh cool someone stripped the movie down to my favorite 3 secs 

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#tbt to when I was single and very secure

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GOOD WORDS.

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I get laser hair removal and this is how I text my technician 😬🔫

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Mom at the tomb of Baba Tahir, Persian mystic poet. #tbt #Hamadan #Iran #BabaTahir #Pahlavi #NoFilter #YOLO

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live, laugh, love, get pregnant, move back to the suburbs, take that poster with you.

— Melody Kamali (@mindblowingpun) March 12, 2014

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Come laugh at a Double Feature of the best short films in Chicago in between the funniest stand-up we can find. It’s not just dinner and a movie, its dinner and movies, and drinks, and stand-up, and

Grab 'em while they're hot!

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The Super Bowl is fast-approaching, and who better to have on the show than #1 Broncos Athletic Supporter, Bill Cruz! Come out to The ComedySportz Theatre tonight (Monday, January 20th) at 8PM to get down with this hot hot show!

Considered Chicago’s premier queer comedian, Bill Cruz...

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first birthday, first existential crisis #tbt

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Always have been and always will be Wednesday Addams. 

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And if the Reader says, then you have to do it.

Get your half off tickets NOW before this packed line up sells out!!!

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Channeling #Gilda today, who once said she had thrown up in every toilet in Rockefeller Center. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, WGN?

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Double Feature: A Night of Stand Up & Short Films at The Lincoln Lodge