Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duelย
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boys with a time machine:
girls with a time machine:
electrical engineers with a time machine: holding a gun to benjamin franklin's head and saying "electrons. are. positive."
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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.
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imagine a mouse spinning and tumbling around in zero g wiggling and skittering its little paws around. now imagine that it's a mousegirl instead. end simulation
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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Need someone to do this to me
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Usually complicated games have fandom wikis or guides written or discord servers etc by other players to help newer players succeed easier but I kind of like the idea of a game where for whatever reason that behavior is strongly discouraged and the inverse behavior, gatekeeping, keeping secrets, misinformation, lying, betrayal, etc is rewarded by the system of the game itself. This, along with player-driven lore choices that change how the game is played over time (probably weekly or monthly changes), could result in a highly insular and unhealthy ecosystem that (while I personally wouldn't like to be a part of,) would be very interesting to observe from an omnipresent admin perspective.
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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you arent a real gamer until you played this
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lifeโs worth living
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