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beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

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Fucked up idea; what if I make cassie rose one of the original order of the stone's children. Specifically soren.

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OK so here's the halfling lore lmao

Basically they're mob/human hybrids (also mob/mob hybrids that gain Sentience)!

The creeper halflings are like Centaurs and can't Explode. But they can shoot gunpowder and sparks to light punpowder

Zombie halflings are kinda just dead people. Zombies are the ones who give people the least trouble and just stay away from literally Everyone.

Skeletons have alliances with the Spiders (who are also like centaurs) and often have strong friendships with eachother

Drowned are kinda like, completely removed from the war. As soon as humans started going after they asses they retreated to the bottom of the fucking ocean.

Non-hostile untamable mobs (cows, sheep, bees, chickens ect) are like. Neutral In the entire war going on so they get to wander around the world like they always do.

The Tamables (cats, wolves, half of the foxes, like 3 parrots) are on the human's side in the war (except for the other half of the foxes they all fucking Dipped along with like all the parrots)

The sea creature hybrids retreated with the drowned, with the exception of a few dolphins, most of the turtles and the axolotls, who are peaceful enough that they get left alone.

OK lore time as told from me ranting to my bestie via dms

OK so basically. Story starts off at the start of a War between the humans and the halflings. Shits fucked. Our main characters, twins, both named 'Jesse' are runaways from fucked up and evil parents who dodged getting drafted into the war somehow.

The Jesses found a piglet while hiding behind a waterfall and fed it a carrot. It kept following them so they just decided to call it Reuben.

Axel and oliva, two orphans who decided to use all the focus on the war to get away amd live in a treehouse in da Woods stumble upon two feral kids and their pig while foraging and shitt and just go 'hey let's keep them lmao' and that's how they became friends

Fast forward a few years and the war is Still going on. We're in the middle of it. The humans 'heros'(the order of the stone) have all gone 'fuck that' and pissed off. Everyone still idolises them for some reason.

The jesses and co are vibing, having a grand old time. The jesses steal and swindle mfs out of valuables in the nearby town, which is relatively unaffected by the war other than the complete lack of anyone that can defend themselves from mobs because all of those guys went off to fight the war.

Well not all of them because Jesses and co plus Petra all know how to fight. They just legally don't fucking exist. Their birth certificates don't exist anymore.​

Petra, as the eldest and kinda the caretaker of the protagonist group when they get into too much trouble, taught them all how to fight for their lives. As such literally none of them know how to fight fairly because a feral mob won't fight fair.

This gives them the title of 'town vigilantes' because if anyone attempts to harass any of their group they either go back with all their shit stolen and crops set on fire or get their kneecaps sent to narnia.

Aiden, Maya and Lukas all had to deal with this because they picked a fight with the scrawniest of the group, jess, while she was just vibing alone. Gil didn't though because he lives with his dads and never actually joins in with their violent bullying.

Anyways after jesses and co fight back against the ocelots they kinda just have a mini-war.

They never burnt treehouse tree down because the one time they attempted it petra waterboarded all 4 of them and beat the everliving shit out of them.

Endercon comes around every year and by the time 'canon' timeline rolls around Jesse and co and the ocelots are at a tie.

They've agreed that this endercon will be the one to settle their competition. The winner of this one takes all and the loser doesn't get to compete in we building competition for the next 5 years.

This is why aiden attempts to burn Jesse's build down. Because he's a sore looser and a Lil Bitch.

Lukas has considerably calmed down and become more chill n shit since their little turf war first started to the point where he's just kinda become a bystander which frustrates the living hell out of Jesse (not jess) because he's the one who started the fight against his sister that prompted them to set their shit on fire and start the turf war but it's not fun fighting with someone who's become such a good sport after like 3 years

In the rewrite when Reuben runs off the jesses go off and tell Axel and Olivia to save the build so they win. Petra helps them look for him. They're vibing and find him quickly.

They run into some creeper halflings on their way back and have a 'oh shit we've stumble upon a nomadic herd's temp territory fuck we better run' and they retreat into a cave and make their way to town via the scenic route.

They find out they won and while lukas and gil are relatively good sports about it, lukas going 'I like your build, you've improved since our first endercon buildbattle' and gil going 'I'm not happy about not being able to join the build battle as a team for 5 years, but you earnt the win!!' While Aiden and Maya sit in the bg all miffed. Lukas and Gil apologise for aiden and maya's attempt to fuck up the build and kill reuben but jess is cool with it so petra is as well.

Jesse seethes with murderous desire in the bg so hard he starts dissociating. Jess punches his arm to bring him back to reality. He decides to let sleeping dogs lie for now.

They meet ivor and he scams petra. They alert the entire gang (+ lukas and gil who agree to keep an eye out) and things proceed as normal.

there's old legends being passed around in honour of a member of the order visiting the town. Something about three gods called the admins?? We're too focused on chasing the scammer to care.

Stuff goes on as usual. Witherstorm happens and the entire gang gets out with the ocelots. Everyone is kinda just. Miffed and scared at this whole situation.

. And that's it!! I'll reblog with the halfling lore but have this for now

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OK lore time as told from me ranting to my bestie via dms

OK so basically. Story starts off at the start of a War between the humans and the halflings. Shits fucked. Our main characters, twins, both named 'Jesse' are runaways from fucked up and evil parents who dodged getting drafted into the war somehow.

The Jesses found a piglet while hiding behind a waterfall and fed it a carrot. It kept following them so they just decided to call it Reuben.

Axel and oliva, two orphans who decided to use all the focus on the war to get away amd live in a treehouse in da Woods stumble upon two feral kids and their pig while foraging and shitt and just go 'hey let's keep them lmao' and that's how they became friends

Fast forward a few years and the war is Still going on. We're in the middle of it. The humans 'heros'(the order of the stone) have all gone 'fuck that' and pissed off. Everyone still idolises them for some reason.

The jesses and co are vibing, having a grand old time. The jesses steal and swindle mfs out of valuables in the nearby town, which is relatively unaffected by the war other than the complete lack of anyone that can defend themselves from mobs because all of those guys went off to fight the war.

Well not all of them because Jesses and co plus Petra all know how to fight. They just legally don't fucking exist. Their birth certificates don't exist anymore.​

Petra, as the eldest and kinda the caretaker of the protagonist group when they get into too much trouble, taught them all how to fight for their lives. As such literally none of them know how to fight fairly because a feral mob won't fight fair.

This gives them the title of 'town vigilantes' because if anyone attempts to harass any of their group they either go back with all their shit stolen and crops set on fire or get their kneecaps sent to narnia.

Aiden, Maya and Lukas all had to deal with this because they picked a fight with the scrawniest of the group, jess, while she was just vibing alone. Gil didn't though because he lives with his dads and never actually joins in with their violent bullying.

Anyways after jesses and co fight back against the ocelots they kinda just have a mini-war.

They never burnt treehouse tree down because the one time they attempted it petra waterboarded all 4 of them and beat the everliving shit out of them.

Endercon comes around every year and by the time 'canon' timeline rolls around Jesse and co and the ocelots are at a tie.

They've agreed that this endercon will be the one to settle their competition. The winner of this one takes all and the loser doesn't get to compete in we building competition for the next 5 years.

This is why aiden attempts to burn Jesse's build down. Because he's a sore looser and a Lil Bitch.

Lukas has considerably calmed down and become more chill n shit since their little turf war first started to the point where he's just kinda become a bystander which frustrates the living hell out of Jesse (not jess) because he's the one who started the fight against his sister that prompted them to set their shit on fire and start the turf war but it's not fun fighting with someone who's become such a good sport after like 3 years

In the rewrite when Reuben runs off the jesses go off and tell Axel and Olivia to save the build so they win. Petra helps them look for him. They're vibing and find him quickly.

They run into some creeper halflings on their way back and have a 'oh shit we've stumble upon a nomadic herd's temp territory fuck we better run' and they retreat into a cave and make their way to town via the scenic route.

They find out they won and while lukas and gil are relatively good sports about it, lukas going 'I like your build, you've improved since our first endercon buildbattle' and gil going 'I'm not happy about not being able to join the build battle as a team for 5 years, but you earnt the win!!' While Aiden and Maya sit in the bg all miffed. Lukas and Gil apologise for aiden and maya's attempt to fuck up the build and kill reuben but jess is cool with it so petra is as well.

Jesse seethes with murderous desire in the bg so hard he starts dissociating. Jess punches his arm to bring him back to reality. He decides to let sleeping dogs lie for now.

They meet ivor and he scams petra. They alert the entire gang (+ lukas and gil who agree to keep an eye out) and things proceed as normal.

there's old legends being passed around in honour of a member of the order visiting the town. Something about three gods called the admins?? We're too focused on chasing the scammer to care.

Stuff goes on as usual. Witherstorm happens and the entire gang gets out with the ocelots. Everyone is kinda just. Miffed and scared at this whole situation.

. And that's it!! I'll reblog with the halfling lore but have this for now

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Hi so I decided to rewrite Minecraft:Storymode. I drew designs of The Pets. I'll have you know that Benedict is the reason this is gonna be primarily written and not drawn.

I'll explain stuff about my rewrite when I feel like infodumping. But essentially this blog is just gonna be me going 'yo here's what I think should've happened/would've been cool' whenever I want. I am doing this by myself purely for my own enjoyment I'm not gonna apologise for it.

That being said if you have questions or ideas for the rewrite tell me about them please.