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We go forward.

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“How is it that you did not wed?” Jaime asked him.

“Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger tears. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.” Connington glanced into the pit. “The bear has less hair than that freak, I’ll—“

Jaime’s golden had cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and oil spread out, burning.

“You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.”

Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. “Brienne. If it please my lord.” He spat a glob of blood at Jaime’s foot. “Brienne the Beauty.”

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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Don't forget me. I won't remember anything else.

IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker

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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS 1.01 - "Sins of the Past"

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Fantastic edit by @punk--alien

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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Xena is a great show, as someone who is more knowledgeable than average about classic Greco-Roman history. Not because Xena is historically accurate, but because it doesn't give a shit about historical accuracy.

One episode, Xena is hanging out with her...ex? Hercules. And the next Gabrielle is going to Bard school with *Homer*. And then Xena is talking about cesarean sections (for a half centaur-half amazon baby) and medical ethics with Hippocratus AND Galen. And then she's encouraging Brutus to murder Caesar. Next week, she's gotta beat up Ares and return the Arc of the Covenant to its rightful people.

When is this show set? The time of legends, shut up.

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"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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you can only reblog this today

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me and you

arcane valentines art 💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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I have nothing more to tell you. It must be the dragon who speaks.

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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go