minhosimthings

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*peeps in*

MOTHER HOW ARE YOU 😍😍😍😍

https://www.tumblr.com/urfavouriteanon/783727538921996288/man-shows-up-in-a-half-open-shirt-wears-a-literal?source=share

DONT DIE

*jumps out nearest window ✌️*

*let's you in the door because this is your home why are you snooping around my unhinged child*

IM (dead) FINE BABY

ok so

Heeseung

Lee Heeseung

Hahahahahah so funny literally so comedic hahahahahaha

Welp time to go find a vibrator BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Im telling you someone on their marketing team read all the unhinged shit I post on here BECAUSE HOW DID THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BONDAGE KINK H O W

*jumps with you*

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MOMMYYYY WHERE ARE YOU MOMMYYYY

(I'm naked in ur bed)

OMG MY SLU- I mean MY SHMEXY SHMEXY BABYGWORLLLLLL

Mommy is currently dying and is in need of fifteen more kombuchas (the addiction is real)

(Don't move babygirl I'm on my way)

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*awkwardly shuffles in as the audience gasps* hey... hey mother.... I MISSED YOUU OMGGG

ARABELLA OMGGGGG

Awww I missed you too my love How have you been? 💋💋💋

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mona, oh my mona, i miss you so much <33

Brightest moon up in the sky,

How I miss you so, as the sun says goodbye

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Making my way here just to say I'll always be the oldest and the favorite daughter 👹

That you will, my baby

FOREVER MY BABY YALL IM LITERALLY LEGALLY HER MOTHER I CAN SHOW YOU THE PAPERWORK *flashes everyone with Heeseung photocard and disappears*

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hey mo 🥺 HAPPY HOLI!!!!!!! 🩷💘💗💕💞💖💝 [throws gulal at u]

I hope you’ve been doing ok 🥺

HEIDI MY SUNSHINE 💕💕 happy very late Holi to you as well babe *stuffs gujiya into your mouth*

Im doing fine uni has been KICKING my ass like academic weapon is not weaponing

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SUNSHINE? DID YOU MEET ANY CUTE GIRLS

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MONAAAAAAAAAAA

MY STARRRRR get it cause your name's astra

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Oh hey guys

So

Im alive

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whoever invented chocolate chips deserves the fucking world

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*rolls out a scroll* AHEM ATTENTION PLEASE EVERYONE

A very happy birthday to my baby @jaeyunluvr Kayz!!!!! She's turning a very serious age AND IM SO PUMPEDDD. She's been such an amazing presence in my life, a breath of fresh air honestly and I don't think I can express how much love I have for her in this one post. Kayz is absolute art in a human being, just so colourful and so melodious, and she brings so much happiness with her wherever she goes. I thank God everyday that she exists and that she's one of my best friends, someone I've connected with so much over the past few years. Kayz, thank you for pulling me through some tough times and for always motivating me to be the best person I can. You'll always be the Haechan to my Mark, the Heeseung to my Jake and the salaan to my biryani. And my daughter of course :)) Here's to another year of yapping, neon green antics, and a whole lot of love 🥂

Without further ado, here's a poem dedicated to the Aries' child, and the official (yes its confirmed we signed a pact with Taeyong) cult leader of the NCT cult!

"April’s Muse"

In April's arms, the blossoms wake,

But none as bright as you, my ache—

A flame in neon green attire,

You spark my world, ignite desire.

You hum the tunes the stars might play,

A symphony that paints the day.

With every note, with every hue,

The world becomes more soft, more true.

Your laughter—art, your gaze—design,

Each movement drawn with love divine.

From brush to beat, you make hearts spin,

A masterpiece carved deep within.

So here's to you, my vivid flame,

No other soul could wear your name.

A birthday wish, a song, a kiss—

To celebrate the art you are in this.

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me when I lie

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whenever i open a fanfic and see "sorry english isn't my first language" in the authors note i know i'm about to read something that belongs in the metropolitan museum of fine art

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AHEM SELENE MY BELOVED? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR WIFE

I need a kiss from my girlfriend

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heeseung is the ariana grande of enha (not in the homewrecking way but in the OOOOOOYEAHHHHHHHH adlibs in the background way)

heeseung, heesings, hee will sing

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i love cranberries

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sobbing

https://youtube.com/shorts/QA8HM-5PZOY?si=4tmsV1LxE8OsII7k

i wanna write about this

oh my god MY SHAYLAAAAAAA

Seriously the fact a literal anglerfish something that's been seen as a symbol of evil and darkness and misery has given so many people the hope they need is the greatest poetry EVER I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHHH the more and more i learn about anglerfish from my classes THE MORE AND MORE FASCINATING THEY BECOME

ALSO EXTRA NERD INFO my deep sea creatures professor theorized that this was probably a virgin fish or basically a fish that never had a male anglerfish infect her body (anglerfish mating is hella disturbing y'all) and most of the time the females don't really have a choice so the fact that this specific fish turned out to be such a rare thing ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL

RELEASE YOUR POETRY TO THE WORLD SAHAR I'll be screaming about it in the reblogs hehe