There's something oddly satisfying about going to the dentist and letting them take full control while you do absolutely nothing. I use this time to sleep. No joke.
So a bird sniped me from the air today with its you-know-wut
Am I unlucky or lucky? Cuz I usually think unlucky as really horrible outcomes over and over, but the chances of getting bopped by a bird are so miniscule that we can’t leave positive luckiness out of the equation.