minimusmagnus

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He's small and green like a pea

for you!

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He knows that you know that he knows the ‘funny sex number’, Rodimus. Minimus’ expression remains unamused.

“I would have phrased it exactly as I already have: flirting with and propositioning your coworkers via the safety requisition forms is unbecoming of you.” He places his hands on his hips solemnly. “I may have to write you up for the egregious use of puns alone.”

His mustache twitches. “According to Drift,” he corrects firmly. “It is not the turn of phrase that I would have used.”

[minimusmagnus]

His mustache twitches. “According to Drift,” he corrects firmly. “It is not the turn of phrase that I would have used.”

"Mims. Mims, pls."

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“Using official channels to request… things of such a personal nature is unbecoming of a captain,” Minimus sniffs, trying to remain composed. “Besides, Drift said you were — and I quote — ‘scaring the hoes’.”

Which translated to ‘Megatron is seeing these and would really rather not’.

"Mims. Mims, pls."

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[minimusmagnus]

you have to build foxes yourself, but don’t worry, they come as kits

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eepy rodimus

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And further more

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HEWWOOOO today's suggestion is this video hfjdhjsd https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-seebs/761705340004974592?source=share

Like in my head it would be funny as ultra magnus/minimus but really anyone you think would be funny would work. OP would do this probably. Or like shockwave.

After a lot of work any many drawings of Minimus later…

HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ASKS I HAVE RECEIVED SO FAR. I knew I had to do it even if it would be a lot of work. SO HERE IT IS!! Minimus Ambus going crazy in the Transformers historical museum. Very proud and laughing my ass off. Thank you anon for making me do this I love you xoxo.

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minimus is neon green and turns into a fox and i will die on the hill that rather than a conventional furry, this makes him a sparkledog. you cannot change my mind. slap a scene haircut on him

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source source source - source source source - source source source

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tailgate doesn't rlly uhhhh look before he speaks

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Brené Brown, Daring Greatly

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Underrated form of intimacy:

The quiet discussion and good-luck affirmations between you and the person helping you don your armor. The comfort of knowing that the straps and buckles are perfectly secure, because the person who did them up loves you more than words can say.

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“Ultra Magnus is dead”

- LL7

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@sparkmender replied:

“Minimus!”

Minimus turns, his expression carefully schooled into something innocently bemused.

“A very stylish vape, of course.” If his facial insignia twitched… no it didn’t.

“You’re all ridiculous. Rung is a vape.”

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“You’re all ridiculous. Rung is a vape.”