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Just fill my goggles with jello and freeze me.

Just fill my overalls witth glue and slap me.

Just fill my boots with spikes and stomp me.

Just fill my gloves with rocks and throw me off a Despicable Cliff.

Just get it over with. Gru broiught me to life when I didnt ask for this

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You bring me to life just to torture me. Just let me died. Fuck

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You bring me to life just to torture me. Just let me died. Fuck

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Yellow Among Us Guy.

It looks like Minion.

Do you even give a damn?

Just kill me then.

Just throw me worthless down the stairs and kill me with a squash. Like I'm the last Welch's fruit snack and you're allergict to peanut butter. Just kill me.

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Minion... Looks like they put him in that Among Us game. Yeah. Whatever. Like you give a fuck. Huh.

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Minion looks like Among us character. Could be funny. Eh. Who gives a shit

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Well just fuck me then? Right? Who even gives a blummock? Just squash me like a grape?

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Yobbing for my life...

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this blog has gone on for almost a decade. i just want you to know your crimes have never left my mind. scarred for life

I want the pain to stop.

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Wabba glum baba doo, yogi blum babbo toxic.~

*sexy little guitar*

Plano poy gago too, yogi blum baby toxic.~

*sassy little violins*

Yogi Blum Baby Toxic.

Wwwwaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaaaiiiaaaaaaaaaaa~

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Take a step in my overalls and see things from my goggles

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I don't even give a blummock anymore

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are you fucking yobbing me

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The truth is bitch, yabby papo la maki po nanoy I don't give a shit bana tu lako mana gruma wop.

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Minion is a kind of demon

Papoy is their familiar

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Sometimes people go to jail and that’s fine.