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THANK YOU! He looks amazing!

Doodle of Bob for @miranightfall !

If you want one check this post !

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Store Worker: Would a “Maverick” please come to the front desk?

Maverick, arriving at the desk: Hi, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Bradley and Jake: I believe they belong to you?

Bradley and Jake, simultaneously: We got lost

Maverick: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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solas !!! this fuckin guy

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bob sends this to their Thunderbolts gc and gets kicked out and yelena has to add him back

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“new comfort character unlocked” BRO THATS BOB FROM THE THUNDERBOLTS GO TO FUCKING THERAPY

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oh no… what is that? it’s coming straight towards us… who is that? it’s no one…it’s nothing… oh god.

YELENAAAAAAA 💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️ ITS YOUR DAD ‼️‼️‼️‼️😼😼😼 DONT GO IN THE VAULT🚫🚫🚫 VALENTINA’S GONNA BURN YOU ALIVE 😔😔😔🔥🔥🔥

YELENAAAAAA ����️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨🚨

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say hello to the new white boy of the month

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something about the final climax of thunderbolts not being this huge, explosive battle where the villain is irredeemable and the heroes summon the power of the galaxies to stop them-

but how the final climax was quiet. the darkest shadow, a void falling over new york. it wasn't loud, there wasn't any screaming. it descended upon the city and the people didn't have a chance to react before it swallowed them whole.

how the team's battle was internal, inside their own minds, instead of a huge punchy shoot-off. (especially with this group's skill set, it was unexpected) how they all fought through the shame and guilt and their worst nightmares only to embrace each other anyway. the villain fighting against himself only to realize he is allowed to be loved, despite it all.

how they are all fucked up and have done terrible things but saved the city by holding each other tightly, so tightly that bob realizes the void isn't all he is, and light always comes again.

this movie had so much heart, it made me feel something for a team again, we are so back.

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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they're family to me

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thunderbolts* stuff cause they’re consuming my brain

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