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1. you can imagine how a “fern signal” might work. a driver would extend a fern branch out of his car in various positions to indicate which way he’s turning.
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hm tumblr has started making my life noticeably worse so I'm decimating my following page and maybe getting off all together
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I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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Whoever writes People magazine captions deserves a Pulitzer. Solid prose. I spot four hyphenated words and three adverbs (loathsome things in grammar) and somehow I just believe in this sentence entirely. Mostly because I have a sense that the person writing this really believes it too. And that’s what’s getting me out of bed every day—that someone else believes in what they do as much as I do. I have a job, you have a job, we all have a job. Do your job well. That’s why we get out of bed. We gotta pay the bills. If you’re not feeling up to it, my advice: take two Aleve® and keep it moving (in your low-key bomber). Fake it ‘til you make it.
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What is that creature?
(Some people commented that he was Jabba the Hutt.)
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Georges Schwizgebel, The Ravishing of Frank N. Stein, 1982
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what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around
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