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ya cant be afraid of the demons if you think theyre kinda hot

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do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

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how to instantly make ur outfit better: tuck ur shirt in, put on a belt, & cuff ur jeans but ONLY if you’re gay

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coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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what is the january mood?

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my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

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After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

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Saying “I didn’t mean to” is not the same as saying “I’m wrong and I’m sorry.”

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Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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via weheartit

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“this room is like the heart of the house. no, not a heart, a stomach. it was your dance studio, theo. it was my toy-room, it was a reading room for mom, the game room for steve, a family room for shirley, a treehouse… but it was always, the red room.“

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