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So I can’t even post here anymore because this man seems to have more alts than he does respect for me and my privacy
Fun times
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The queen of reading bitchily:

(Reading is what? Fundamental)
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me prior to watching iwtv amc: i don’t know, i just don’t like that they had to recast claudia, i mean, she’s a BIG character and it seems like it would be difficult to just replace her with a new actor, im so big on consistency, i don’t think it’s going to work for me :/
me after watching iwtv amc:
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Funniest things Armand has done
Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial
Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleine’s doll
Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment
Steal Malik’s sunglasses
Imitate Louis by crossing his legs
Tell Daniel about how he’s had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husband’s surprise
Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person
Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time
Take Louis to Lestat in Magnus’ dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown
Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husband’s memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide
Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that he’s brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events
Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestat’s ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir
Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death
Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre
Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex
Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north
Believe he’s kept his “I will not harm you” vow to Louis because he’s kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically
Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor
Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham
Play Minecraft on his iPad
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things rockstar lestat is gonna get canceled on twitter for
Fighting with minors online
Queerbaiting until people realize he's actually gay married to louis and then
Adultery
Private jet usage
Whatever he's got going on with his mother
Cultural appropriation
Age gap discourse for being seen with guys under 20 (hes gonna eat them)
Saying a slur
Being French
Abusive behavior towards staff / roadies / etc.
Having beef with [insert list of like 87 real life celebrities here]
Saying something really offensive in an interview x300
Getting mad at getting canceled for saying something offensive and tweeting something more offensive and getting canceled again x500
Paying people to vote for him in meaningless Twitter polls
Buying bots to increase his Twitter follower count
Making fake accounts to argue with haters
Having mommy kink tweets in his likes
Smoking
Things rockstar lestat is NOT gonna get canceled on twitter for
Eating and killing his fans
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I trusted you
I prayed to you and believed you would protect me
But you didn’t
You watched as I was attacked
Your most devoted priestess
Destroyed in front of you
I thought you had abandoned me
But you didn’t
You gave me a power greater than anything I could have asked for
And now all men will feel my rage
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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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Daniel, it appears I have won us another free iPhone 15! Yes, I’ve given them your address and banking information. To aid in the collection of our prize. Daniel— do NOT raise your voice to me, Daniel. You forget yourself. Why must you always belittle my accomplishments? Beloved, we need only pay shipping
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“And then I saw the thing in his hands. I knew what it was. And in an instant I’d ripped it from him and was staring at it, at the fragile silken thing that it was—Claudia’s yellow dress. His hand rose to his lips, his face turned away. And the soft, subdued sobs broke from him as he sat back while I stared at him, while I stared at the dress. My fingers moved slowly over the tears in it, the stains of blood, my hands closing, trembling as I crushed it against my chest. For a long moment it seemed I simply stood there; time had no bearing upon me nor upon those shifting vampires with their light, ethereal laughter filling my ears. I remember thinking that I wanted to put my hands over my ears, but I wouldn’t let go of the dress, couldn’t stop trying to make it so small that it was hidden within my hands.” – Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
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For more poetry follow my TikTok : marmialade_
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Claudia was my dark child, my love, evil of my evil. Claudia broke my heart.
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Some days it's just you, your therapist, and the person you think of when you hear the lyric "and you deserve prison, but you won't get time"
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Tag urself I’m Nina
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08 | And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else.
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