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I got nothin’ else to do since this blog is mostly just dead, so why not?

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

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this blog is dead

leave

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Could you give us a brief physical description of yourselves? We have a list of your personality traits, but only Archi's outfit is listed.

“Alright, here we go... I’ll just put the typed-out physicals here.” -ArchimedesAleph is a bit difficult to describe. In some areas, he’s built in proportion to a regular human, but in others he’s built thin as a rail to increase mobility and flexibility. He’s usually wearing a mask and a cape/cloak, and he has a gear emblem on his chest. He’s also the tallest out of all of us, go figure.Dracona is the second tallest in the height chart, but even then that’s not even just because of her horns that are as sharp as spears. She’s usually seen in robes akin to that of a flame mage, with the wrists surprisingly not torn apart because of her claws. Also, she tends to avoid shoes of any kind.Tim doesn’t exactly wear clothes because he’s a ghost, unless you count the stereotypical ragged, torn robes of a ghost. He can manifest legs at any time, but he usually prefers to float around without them. He’s the shortest, and instead of directly having “hair”, the aura around him gives him hair that looks more like blue flames. Looks pretty nifty, in my opinion.

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Nevermind this guy, he' drunk. As always,

"Well, that was obvious." -Dracona

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I am the Emperor. For millenia I have stridden across life carefully watching as the seed of what is to come has risen from its earthly barrows into the starlit sky. This seed, known as Mankind, I have existed along from the time of my birth. I let the seed grow, I nurtured it, did my best to have it remain healthy and secure. But, as it kept on growing, I could not keep up. I could not come with it, but could only watch from afar as its health deteriorated and vegetation grew bleak.

"...What??" -Archimedes

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You bear many titles. All of them drenched in cold blood, I can sense.

“Uh... we never gave ourselves any titles, and I doubt anyone out there is giving us any, so... what’re you on about?” -Archimedes

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I like near-immortal guys in robes with a lot of power!

“Then Ezmer is the guy for you. Although he’s kind of an immortal, intangible spirit that takes over the minds of those with too much aura...” -Dracona

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Keep calm and carry on.

“We’re trying. We’re definitely trying.” -Archimedes

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We need a supreme ruler!

“What? No we don’t...” -ArchimedesSuddenly, some dude with dark red robes bursts in. “Actually, have you heard of Supreme Calamitas-”“Get the hell out of here, you’re not even related to this universe directly!”

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Always remember a fallen soldier!

“...What?” -Archimedes

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Someone accused me of accidentally being a child groomer... I feel like throwing up.

“There are worse things to be accused of being. Like a shooter, for example.” -Archimedes

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Pease is boring. We need war to stay strong.

“If you wanna diss peace, at least spell it right.” -Archimedes

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Anything bad going on right now? Like a bandit raid, a Cosmic Monolith DOOMSDAY'ING a group of adventurers or some evil entity plotting to enslave humanity?

“No, probably not, and no. From what I can tell, things are kinda peaceful.” -Archimedes

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u r evil

“Relax, relax, I got this one...No U.” -Tim

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Ah yes, I remember the Calamity mod. Unfortunately the final boss, Supreme Calamitas, was far too easy to beat after getting the best armor available. So what games do you like to play?

“Well, things like Terraria, Starbound… although, platformers are also my cup of tea. As long as there’s no fall damage. Also, uh... THE LORDE.” -Archimedes

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Relax. I'm asking you this under the influence of relaxing music. Do you listen to music?

“Yes. Video game soundtracks are my favorite... particularly Terraria’s Calamity Mod soundtrack.” -Archimedes

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Sometimes, under certain circumstances, all three don't work together. I have seen it. So what do you think is more important?

“This is one of those questions that I can’t answer, and frankly one of those questions that just... irk me.” -Archimedes