mischiefmakermax
mischiefmakermax
i am on the BEANS
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posting what i like | max she/they/he | late 20s
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mischiefmakermax · 9 hours ago
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A cat I met in the woods yesterday
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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ICE (illegally) arrested the fucking comptroller (who is also currently running for mayor) because he asked them to show the judicial warrant required to arrest the immigrant he was accompanying at court, if you're wondering if the idea of a "sanctuary city" actually exists in reality when ICE colludes with the cops to work outside the law and doesn't give a fuck because they face no consequences ever
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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on your knees. now.
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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drawing people i see in the city (57/?) (edit: my response)
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drawing people i see in the city (55/?)
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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Illustrations from Aristophanes' Lysistrata by Norman Lindsay (1930)
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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sentimentality
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994
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mischiefmakermax · 10 hours ago
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Me, talking to clients: never let your kitten play with your hands because they grow up into cats who think that's ok.
Me, at home: ohhh I'm gonna get that cat belly. You can't stop me. I'm gonna get it. Gonna touch it all over argh arghhh you've got me! What an unexpected turn of events!
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mischiefmakermax · 11 hours ago
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I painted my keys and pocket contents for a local queer art show. I really love my new carabiner!
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mischiefmakermax · 11 hours ago
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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