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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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ICE (illegally) arrested the fucking comptroller (who is also currently running for mayor) because he asked them to show the judicial warrant required to arrest the immigrant he was accompanying at court, if you're wondering if the idea of a "sanctuary city" actually exists in reality when ICE colludes with the cops to work outside the law and doesn't give a fuck because they face no consequences ever

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on your knees. now.

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drawing people i see in the city (57/?) (edit: my response)

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drawing people i see in the city (55/?)

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Source

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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

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Illustrations from Aristophanes' Lysistrata by Norman Lindsay (1930)

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sentimentality

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Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

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Me, talking to clients: never let your kitten play with your hands because they grow up into cats who think that's ok.

Me, at home: ohhh I'm gonna get that cat belly. You can't stop me. I'm gonna get it. Gonna touch it all over argh arghhh you've got me! What an unexpected turn of events!

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I painted my keys and pocket contents for a local queer art show. I really love my new carabiner!

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it